Asparagus

game young women play when working asparagus

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by itichie_nocanpo August 11, 2006

Asparagus

( pronounced ASSpah-RAGus ); A catch-all term for any vegetables that you'd rather not eat.

Mom, 'Here, I made a sandwich for you.'
Kid, '....Ick, it's got asparagus in it!!'
Mom, 'It's just lettuce and its good for you. Eat up.'

by YoucancallmeFloyd October 8, 2007

asparagus

underwater purple cow with a huge boner that helps it move around

look! the store sells asparagus

by cool A October 18, 2019

asparagus

slang for the "man root"... delicious with melted butter (not too hot...at least not the butter)

Some asparagus is always in season...

by stimme May 16, 2006

asparagus

a term used to describe a hella gross penis that is skinny and has a greenish tint to it.

elaine-omg becky did you see that asparagus?!
becky-omg yeah i could fit like 69 of them in my mouth
elaine-do you think i could get an STD from giving him head?
becky-you'll never know unless you find out
elaine-thx for the advice bae. luv u

by cutiepatootiewithanicebooty June 15, 2014

asparagus

CP slang for a young boy's penis.

Pervert: I'd love to put some asparagus in my mouth RIGHT NOW.
Kid: My mommy has some in the freezer...
Pervert: I meant YOUR asparagus, sweetcheeks!

by Baraldo.Jefferson June 2, 2007

asparagus

a disgusting vegetable in the form of a puke-green rod. makes you want to throw up in a bowl and drink it. makes pee smell like old people.

asparagus is gross, it makes me feel like brownies...

by stretchman March 15, 2007