asparagus 

slang for the "man root"... delicious with melted butter (not too hot...at least not the butter)

Some asparagus is always in season...

asparagus by stimme May 23, 2006

Asparagus 

A hot tall person who makes you say "MmmmmMMMMMMMMM fuck me UPPPPPP"

Oo he's such an asparagus.

Asparagus by Lilly McThiccy June 12, 2018

asparagus 

a term used to describe a hella gross penis that is skinny and has a greenish tint to it.

elaine-omg becky did you see that asparagus?!
becky-omg yeah i could fit like 69 of them in my mouth
elaine-do you think i could get an STD from giving him head?
becky-you'll never know unless you find out
elaine-thx for the advice bae. luv u

asparagus by cutiepatootiewithanicebooty June 15, 2014

asparagus 

CP slang for a young boy's penis.

Pervert: I'd love to put some asparagus in my mouth RIGHT NOW.
Kid: My mommy has some in the freezer...
Pervert: I meant YOUR asparagus, sweetcheeks!

asparagus by Baraldo.Jefferson June 23, 2007

asparagus 

a disgusting vegetable in the form of a puke-green rod. makes you want to throw up in a bowl and drink it. makes pee smell like old people.

asparagus is gross, it makes me feel like brownies...

asparagus by stretchman March 16, 2007

asparagus 

to spare one of another's misfortune or mistake

josh: (rolling dice) i cant seem to roll a seven!
jenny: gimme it, i can do it!
(after a couple minutes....)
josh: ASPARAGUS, no one can roll a seven...

asparagus by ali fricken griswold December 3, 2006

Asparagus 

game young women play when working asparagus

ok girls Asparagus game is like strip poker, however you will need remove your pants first....

see mexican poker

Asparagus by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006