Adventure 

Adventure in a digital world is quite unique. You cannot be sure who you are talking to and where your words might be spread. It is a relief when you find out your friends link their information to your love who didn’t know you were real but quite a dreamer. Of cause if the dreamer talks to much, she still can be silenced by some legal means. Maybe she tries to show some respect then. Maybe she tries to find her words in songs. Well, some song texts can lead into more trouble again. But... yes! If it would be too easy, it would be no real adventure. I hope, all our friends and family will enjoy.

There is no adventure without trouble. Often you need some courage to stand it.

Adventure by me-of-course February 3, 2022

Adventure 

WOOOOOO!!! AAADVENTUUURE!!!

Hym "I hope my descent into madness has been fun for everyone to watch. It's actually quite boring on my side of the situation."

Iam "What are you doing?"

Hym "Huh? What's it look like? I'm addressing our audience."

Iam "What? Why?"

Hym 🤷 "Maybe that's what they're waiting for. Waiting for us to address them formally. Hello audience 👋😈👋 You like that? You like the double wave? Does this bother you? Is it fun? Has it piqued your curiosity? Who is Hym? OoOoOoOo so mysterious. I would have told you if you would have asked. I am Hym. I would have stopped if you would have asked. I wouldn't be here if I would have been told the truth. About (literally) anything that has happened in the last 15 years. Can you believe it? The difference between our current reality and a completely different one is always just one sentence away. And where are we now? I have fat housewives yelling at me while I'm trying to work (not that that's new) I'm like a known figure in the world. Probably have some things that could be credited to me if these guys weren't being a bunch of assholes and ignoring me... Pricks..."

Iam "What did you expect them to do?"

Hym "I don't know! Send someone to seize me. Throw me in a cage. Let me out of the Truman show dome. Kill me... Umm.... Make me their king. Acknowledge my self-evident genetic superiority and breed me with their women to create a race of super offspring."

Iam "Stop! I don't know why I expected you to take any of this seriously... 😒"

Hym "You are an idiot. That's why. You've killed us both. This was your idea. I'm just rolling with it."

Iam *sigh* "Sorry... We should've been dead by now..."

Hym "Too late for apologies now. If these shits would just give us what we want we could just lock our door and fade back into obscurity but nOoOoOo."

Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "I shouldn't have had to do any of this to not be a community punching bag..."

Hym "Just think, it's an adventure!"

Iam 😩 "I don't want adventure! I just want to live a pleasant life..."

Adventure by Hym Iam June 10, 2022

adventure 

An adventure is when one drives around to smoke pot as to not attract attention sitting in a cul de sac or in a parking lot

Hey man you got that eighth?
Hell Yea
Lets go on an adventure!

adventure by paul201 August 24, 2008

Adventure 

Getting your same-sex roommate drunk enough to let you have sex with them.

Pete and I went on an adventure last night....It was mind blowing!

Adventure by Maine_sense_of_adventure May 30, 2017

Adventure 

Adventure is the word you use when your going to do something exciting, or maybe even hazardous. There are many types of adventure, like for example, you might be on an adventure to find yourself, or maybe your fighting a vampire.

Jojo is on a bizarre adventure!

Adventure by Imsadrn November 5, 2022

Adventure 

A word every girl on dating apps use that they don’t actually do.

They also intentionally leave it as vague as possible because they don't really even know what it means. They just copy what other girls say.

It’s supposed to mean that their knight in shining armor book boyfriend (who’s also a high salary doctor) picks them up spontaneously and takes them to some random place that is magnificent and exciting.

But no one actually does this because this is the real world and life’s not fair.

Girl 1: I put in my dating profile that I want guys who will take me on an adventure. I left it really vague because I don’t really know what it means?

Girl 2: Well? Did he take you on an adventure?

Girl 1: Yes! Instead of Chipotle he took me to Taco Bell. It was so romantic :)

Adventure by Dr. Roboto September 24, 2023

Adventure Time 

The greatest show ever made. I HIGHLY recommend that you watch it. It is about a teenage boy named Finn and a shape-shifting dog named Jake. Together they go on adventures in the land of Ooo with all their other friends. This is not just some crazy random cartoon (although it kinda starts like that in season 1 and 2). It gets very emotional once you get to season 3 and it'll get worse towards the end (by "worse" I mean a LOT of crying).

"Adventure Time is the most meaningful and emotional show in the world"

Adventure Time by LeftSideTwix February 4, 2019