Aste

the small dried up pieces of sharp poop left around the anus due to insufficient wiping.

jonas thought there was a cactus in his pants, but he realized it was just an aste.

by brandon johnson December 6, 2007

AST

Sorority girls who pretty much get around.. they know how to spread it..

You can't spell nasty without a AST!

by sorority girl December 19, 2007

ast

n: a business located in a warehouse in northwestern pennsylvania peddling electronics and no good outdoor books.

Oh man, I got fired from AST. Again! wtf!

by anonymous June 21, 2004

AST

You cant spell nASTy without AST

Damn that girl is nasty, she must be an AST.

by Rockstar!! August 29, 2009

ast

short for aston. usually use in messenger or sms to save up time and characters.

thom:yo ast sup lately
ast:fuck you
thom:lol

by thom January 4, 2004

AST

Adam Standard Time (AST) Refers to being 10-15 minutes late depending on the day.

He said he would be here now but he's on AST so we might as well have a beer while we wait.

by Firestorm1117 July 26, 2018

Aste spoodgemante

Giving a guy a BJ (blowjob)while using your hand to help things along, right as he is about to blow his wad use your thumb to partially cover the opening (creating the effect one would on a garden hose). If done correctly and after some practice you can aim for different areas of the face; eye, nose, mouth. I recommend eye. Kick him in the shin and you have the angry pirate affect.

"Watch out for Helen, I heard she likes Aste Spoodgemante."

by Dabether May 5, 2006