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AP Physics B

Synonymous with suicide, AP Physics B is a hardcore class where you learn nothing, but manage to complete an entire textbook by April. Packets of AP questions are given over holiday breaks and homework is given during mid-terms, while regular book assignments can take up to three hours a night to complete, and tests have nothing to do with the material covered in class. Conclusively, AP Physics B is a class only hardcore science and nerd lovers should take.
John: Hey, there's a hockey game tonight- wanna go?
Jane: Sorry, but I'll be killing myself AP Physics B style.
AP Physics B by JAEMDE January 23, 2011

ap physics 1

AP F=ma with all conceptual problems and never any actual numbers.
eg
"I brought my calculator to the AP Physics 1 Test"
"HA you have no power here!"

AP Physics C 

AP Physics C is an incredibly fucking boring class.
AP Physics C by Kayenare March 10, 2009

AP Physics 1

Another term for a brain explosion from attempting to process very abstract material.
The last time I saw Johnny before his brain exploded was the first day of school before 2nd period when he went to his AP Physics 1 class.
AP Physics 1 by NYC213 March 31, 2016

AP Physics Man 

“Have you seen that attractive AP Physics man?”
AP Physics Man by STEM woman August 31, 2023

AP Physics C: Mechanics 

A class where you realize you're stupid as fuck compared to everyone else. This is also one of the first classes where the grading is different compared to the usual US Grading System. It's college level intro class to mechanical physics, usually taken by Juniors and Seniors in High School but nobody really gives a fuck about that unless if you're some soulless college admission dude.
"Hey dude what science class are you taking this year?" - John
"I'm taking AP Physics C: Mechanics, I heard its easy" - Jerry
"W...Where'd you hear that from...?" - John
"Uh... some Sophomore that already took AP Calc BC" - Jerry (He's about to fucking fail)