AFP

A very talented female percussionist, who has been acutely repressed by a group of (usually male) individuals. Essentially, ANGRY-FEMALE-PERCUSSIONIST.

Oh hot damn! That chick is one AFP...we better stop stealing her drumsticks.

by P_plus_Ink November 10, 2006

AFP

Aint Freaking Paying

You can put that parking ticket on the AFP plan.

by rancherND February 03, 2010

AFP

TLA meaning "A Fucking Picture"

"Sure Rodney, but you forgot to tell us how big it was...

With AFP"

by 0BS0L33T June 10, 2009

AFP

Originated by Lindsey and later modified by Lynn and Jessica. Original meaning "A lot of Fuckin Pot" now means "A lot of Fuckin People" so as to be used by us when we arrive at the lunch line.

(Arriving at lunch line) Lynn: Dude, AFP.

by Frows December 11, 2004

AFPE

A popular tumblr blog "anti-feminsm-pro-equality" that focuses on why feminsim is bullcrap and talks about REAL social justice issues. She gets a lot of hate but is known to site her sources and have all of her evidence backed up. Feminsts hate her.

"How do you know that the wage gap is not real?"
"I checked AFPE"

by AFPE March 02, 2014

AFP

This means ‘America’s Favorite Player’ for the CBS game show Big Brother (U.S.). They win cash for being chosen by America’s votes. The person with the most votes from America wins America’s favorite player.

Jessica will not win AFP because she was too bitchy this season.

by BB superfan August 24, 2017

AFP

AFP is like afk Execpt afp means (away from phone) where as afk means (away from keyboard)

Hey mate I'll be afp

by Meme Master69 the original January 04, 2021