AFM 

Ass for me:

Saying you claim or "dibs" a girl you are seeing. It's a way of telling your guy friends that you are going to get laid tonight infront of the girl.

Me: dude don't mess around with my afm
Friend: don't worry, I got my own

AFM by Amii Lee September 19, 2012

afm 

A not too often used variation on afk, where the M stands for mouse.

Joe is afm for awhile.

afm by Vasilyevich1337 May 2, 2005

afm 

afm means she look afm someone can say this when they think some one dosent look cute in there pictures

girl she looks afm

afm by anonymous April 29, 2022

afm 

Alcohol Fueled Mayhem. The act of getting extremely intoxicated and acting obnoxious. Running around, starting fights, vandalizing and causing general trouble.

Last night my buddy got arrested for knocking over a USA Today newspaper box and pissing in a mailbox. It was pure AFM.

afm by SlippyMayhem August 1, 2005

AFM 

adios mother fucker, only being used in a race of some sort if u havee the energy to say it say its a pollite way to because they dont know.

our caxwain said AFM to all the other boat when we rowed are asses off to first place

AFM by aaron weiner May 13, 2006

AFM 

A fucking mess

I walked outside looking afm!
She looks afm!
My room is afm!

AFM by Cheeralways02 February 9, 2019

AFM 

All Fucking Motor - When you build your Pontiac G8 or other LS based motor economically and then easily destroy guys with small penises who moon boost their cars with impressive Dyno numbers but can barely even run a 12sec quarter mile.

I raced an AFM G8 one time and it blew my doors off!!

AFM by G8REGUL8R December 23, 2019