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1.
AFM
Anything for money ,
sometimes used in a post to say that you will do anything the "buyer" wants for a fair price. technically this makes the person a prostitute but not as dirty as a street one.
Girl: hey baby im 5"6 swf looking to fufill a fantasy, AFM
by Tdowns July 02, 2007
 
2.
AFM
Automated Fellatio Machine - more or less any woman who basically lives for the penis in her mouth.
Yo man is it true that Audrey went down on you?

Dude - she's a goddamn AFM
by TheSkankyBrownStrikesAgain April 29, 2010
 
3.
AFM
"Another Fucking Moron"
He thinks he's a genius but he simply an AFM.
by Len Silv. September 23, 2008
 
4.
AFM
When playing minecraft, saying "AFM" means you are still on the computer. But "Away from Minecraft".
Gamer: I'll be back in 5 minutes.
Gamer is AFM
by Alinchicken6 August 09, 2012
 
5.
AFM
Ass for me:

Saying you claim or "dibs" a girl you are seeing. It's a way of telling your guy friends that you are going to get laid tonight infront of the girl.
Me: dude don't mess around with my afm
Friend: don't worry, I got my own
by Amii Lee September 18, 2012
 
6.
afm
Alcohol Fueled Mayhem. The act of getting extremely intoxicated and acting obnoxious. Running around, starting fights, vandalizing and causing general trouble.
Last night my buddy got arrested for knocking over a USA Today newspaper box and pissing in a mailbox. It was pure AFM.
by SlippyMayhem July 13, 2005
 
7.
afm
A not too often used variation on afk, where the M stands for mouse.
Joe is afm for awhile.
by Vasilyevich1337 May 02, 2005