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Anything for money ,
sometimes used in a post to say that you will do anything the "buyer" wants for a fair price. technically this makes the person a prostitute but not as dirty as a street one.
Girl: hey baby im 5"6 swf looking to fufill a fantasy, AFM
by Tdowns July 02, 2007
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Automated Fellatio Machine - more or less any woman who basically lives for the penis in her mouth.
Yo man is it true that Audrey went down on you?

Dude - she's a goddamn AFM
by TheSkankyBrownStrikesAgain April 29, 2010
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When playing minecraft, saying "AFM" means you are still on the computer. But "Away from Minecraft".
Gamer: I'll be back in 5 minutes.
Gamer is AFM
by Alinchicken6 August 09, 2012
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He thinks he's a genius but he simply an AFM.
by Len Silv. September 23, 2008
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The great Anti Feminist Movement.
Established in '05 the movement has been helping to rid the world of feminists for the past year.
"theres a feminist."
"lets and kick her in the ovaries."
"ok."
"AFM reppin."
"for sure."
by matttyj August 11, 2006
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Ass for me:

Saying you claim or "dibs" a girl you are seeing. It's a way of telling your guy friends that you are going to get laid tonight infront of the girl.
Me: dude don't mess around with my afm
Friend: don't worry, I got my own
by Amii Lee September 18, 2012
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A not too often used variation on afk, where the M stands for mouse.
Joe is afm for awhile.
by Vasilyevich1337 May 02, 2005
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