5 hour energy

To have sex for with a hot woman for five hours.

Bro: "Dude you have mad swag today, whats up?"

You: "I had a 5 hour energy the other day."

by Epiwin May 25, 2012

5 hour piss

Piss that gets you through the night

Side effects include getting knocked out and waking up to you dad sucking your dick and liking it. 5 hour piss the piss that gets you through the night

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

5 hours 19 minutes

When a man does pushups and violently shits his pants as the song "still alive" from portal is playing in the background

Don't go to the 5 hours 19 minutes mark on portal radio loop 10 hours, it's very dangerous

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 23, 2023

5 Hour Ass-Rape

Drink comprised of 5 Hour energy shot and Patrón, or any Tequila. Mixed like many other bomb shots...i.e. Jager Bombs.

Bar-Mate One: "Have you ever been to club ACME?"
Bar-Mate Two: "Yeah, but only when I'm in the mood for a good 5 Hour Ass-Rape."
Bar-Mate One: "WTF-mate you just made me gavomit?!?!"
Bar-Mate Two: "Yeah, tequila makes your clothes fall off, but with 5 Hour energy, helps you stay awake for it."

by bizarrechaos August 2, 2010

hour.5

pronounced hour-point-five
The short way of writing an hour and a half.
Saves you some keystrokes because today's society cannot fathom wasting energy. We're in an energy crisis here!

Becky: Hey, when does the meeting start?
Cornelius: Oh, in about an hour.5.
Becky: Uhh...you mean an hour and a half?
Cornelius: Yeah, which means you got an hour.3 to make me a sandwich.

by Mexijedi August 20, 2010

5 Hour Route

A tiny route a lazy ass mailman who has been at post office for 25 years stretches out to an 8 hour job.

That's only a 5 Hour Route so why do you need overtime.

by BigThingMailman April 15, 2016

5 Hour Bang

What you do when you are degen out of your mind and consume a 5 hour energy with a Bang energy

Yo about to do a 5 hour bang and do some devious licks!

by Brahwhyeven January 15, 2022