the word that 8 year olds use when they are too scared to say fuck
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by ThatLittyKidd May 18, 2020
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1. Incomplete or slapdash job made of something; or, a quick contrivance made to fit a particular specification.

2. Exclamation, which sounds a lot like 'fuck' but isn't considered to be rude. (Often, it is used to convert an already started 'fuck' into something acceptable -- eg. around parents, teachers or employers, and so is a 'fudge' in itself.)

3. Attempt to evade through misdirection or lies.

4. Soft, buttery sweet (candy).

'Fudge' is often supposed to be an Americanism, but is actually thought to come from the old word 'fadge', meaning 'to fit'. This, in turn, comes a certain 'Captain Fudge', who was well known for telling lies; thus, a fudge is a contrivance, made to fit.

It remains to be seen if future generations will 'kerry together' a program overnight (after John Kerry, who's claims as a Vietnam War veteran have come under fire), or call out 'oh, bush!' in exasperation (George Bush, his claims of Iraqi WMDs still contested).

See also 'fudgepacker' (a term for the active partner in anal sex -- not the same as, or limited to, gay men).
1. There was a day left to make the coursework deadline, so they fudged something together overnight.

2. 'How could we have failed, Ms Hardedge? I mean, what the fu... u... udge?'

3. Ms Hardedge asked them about their project, but being unsure they just fudged their answers.

4. The kids ate some fudge, dispirited after failing their project miserably.
by Jordan G March 26, 2005
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A less verbal abusive word for "FUCK IT"

Used during all 10 seasons of south park by chef
"Fudge it, I can't get this done"
"Fudge it. this is stupid"
"OOOHHH Fudge it, childeren don't do it"
by Ace3runner September 22, 2006
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Fudge hits you harder than chocolate, has a shorter peak experience, and encourages couchlock at very high doses.
by Help the Ozone is Depleting! December 14, 2007
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Replacement word for the profanity "fuck", used by vintage lifestylists to make fun of the old censorship laws
Ah, fudge, I dropped my pencil
by $ally August 4, 2007
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