An extremely impressive high ranking military officer, who although has jacked forearms, is no match for a navy seal in any form of combat.
by joeisalwayswrong December 10, 2010
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A kick ass band formed from 4 amazing men.
Colonel Claypool's: Les Claypool, also the best bassist in the WORLD. GOD.
Bucket: Buckethead (Jimi Hendrix?)
of Bernie: Bernie Worell. Wizard of Woo. BADASS
Brains: Brain, the drummer.
"DUDE I SAW C2B3 LIVE, THEY WERE SO FUCKING KICK ASS!"
"I want to have an orgy with C2B3!"
"Go buy C2B3 or you're not hardcore."
by Lindzko December 14, 2004
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A phrase angry high school kids use to describe a middle aged substitute teacher with a white goatee and mustache.
"Leave me alone you stupid colonel sanders looking fat ass bitch!"
by speastermiester May 15, 2009
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When you have intercourse with hot sauce on your penis. :)
after i gave her the colonel sanders she ran to the bathroom yelling "IT BURNS".
by BOOMERWASHERE February 15, 2009
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When the creampie is so hot that you lick it off your fingers.

It's" finger licking good".
Dude I'm telling you it was so hot I even gave her a Colonel Sanders.
by Nastyneeder February 9, 2019
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Similar to being the recipient of a Red-Wristed Knuckle Bunny, but with more spit.
"Marty, I think your girlfriend a lot, but you should know she once gave me a Colonel Sanders behind the Captain D's."
by Tivo Del Nato March 10, 2017
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When a dog gets in the shower whilst it’s owner is stretching his dick out by jamming in the shower door and walking backwards
Ollie recieved a dirty colonel after he rolled around in shit
by Jackson Goodwin August 1, 2022
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