Saffy Taffy

When a blowjob is performed on somebody named Safwan.

"Hey Safwan, why were you behind the bleachers?"
"Its the perfect location for my girl to give me Saffy Taffy"

by MrCrocker May 4, 2022

huckleberry taffy

Yous a bitch

Eric is such a huckleberry taffy.

by LostNtranslation October 26, 2022

Tugging on the Taffy

To masturbate, beat your meat, spanking the monkey, whipping your penis.

A friend asks: What you do last night, Oh just set at home tugging on the Taffy.

by cih7250 July 7, 2017

laffy taffy splash

The act of eating a piece of Laffy Taffy while gaping your partners butthole, and then pulling out and trying to ring the hole with a spitty slurp before the hole closes.

If we are going to do the laffy taffy splash we will need more laffy taffy

by PinkWeenie November 16, 2022

Taffy Stretching

The excessive stretching of buttholes, vaginas, and nipples until a complete loss of elasticity.

Theo: Dude did you just shit your pants?

Sam: Yeah sorry guys I got a little out of hand with taffy stretching my asshole.

by Banana Hammie May 5, 2020

Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy

Sleeping on a Sunday
Lying in your bed
Nothing can top it
Or even come close

Chicken necks
What the heck
Why should I get
Out of bed for that?

I'm ever wondering
After I'm married
Will I have to
Put up with a dope?

Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope

When you're just a kid you're
Just in school
And you see a groundhog
As a rule

You can't go look and
See if it's real
While you're spelling words
Or supposed to learn a tool

Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy

by Death Menace May 5, 2023

taffy

Tending to be TAF (Triggered as Fuck)

"The guy gets taffy whenever you mention the President"

by on spar February 12, 2023