Facebook
by Joshthalk December 10, 2010
by tricegrace March 19, 2010
Facebook is the new Bebo. Most of the people on Facebook are self absorbed attention seekers who like to post as many pictures of themselves as they possibly can. Facebook mainly consists of lyrical captions for duck face pictures and hormonal girls who feel the need to tell the world about their break up from a month long relationship. Some people often mistake Facebook for Twitter and include the hashtag after a dramatic speech of a status. Facebook is the home of drama. Log in to Facebook and you'll question the reason for some people's existence.
*Logs into Facebook*
Girl 1 status: "HATIN NOT BEIN NEXT TO YUU BBY. CRYIN MASEFL TO SLEEP EVRY NITE. night peepz :(:(:((: btw single nd lookin xxx"
Girl 2 status: "Fuck you and all your shit. I'm done."
Girl 3 status: "You're such a head f***!! I HATE BOYS!!"
Girl 4 status: "If happy eva after did exist i wud still be holdin u like dis all those fairy tales r full of shit 1 mor fukin love song ill be sick.. (8)"
Girl 5 status: "HAHAHA cant believe you #shitboysdo #onceacheatalwaysacheat #fuckthis #chicksb4dicks"
Girl 1 status: "HATIN NOT BEIN NEXT TO YUU BBY. CRYIN MASEFL TO SLEEP EVRY NITE. night peepz :(:(:((: btw single nd lookin xxx"
Girl 2 status: "Fuck you and all your shit. I'm done."
Girl 3 status: "You're such a head f***!! I HATE BOYS!!"
Girl 4 status: "If happy eva after did exist i wud still be holdin u like dis all those fairy tales r full of shit 1 mor fukin love song ill be sick.. (8)"
Girl 5 status: "HAHAHA cant believe you #shitboysdo #onceacheatalwaysacheat #fuckthis #chicksb4dicks"
by PH4Nn February 26, 2013
when you and your friends are out and about and all of a sudden something really good happens and you get a picture of it and it imeditely needs to go on facebook
you and your friends are at a friends house drunk and you get a big group shot of everyone and someone from the back goes "facebook it" and everyone knows what you are talking about
by nons May 27, 2006
A web site where you go to see how fat and ugly all of your old "friends" have become and to see how many babies the fine bitches from HS school have shit out. A place to read stupid ass comments about how much being a parent is a pain in the ass. A website for losers.
by abc123 don't touch me! February 5, 2010
by Markie Suckerberg-(THE LIZARD) December 26, 2018
Facebook, or “The Facebook,” is an internet site that runs via a series of tubes. It is also the number one searched word on Google. It was once prophesied that Greg would use The Facebook to find pictures of Gladiators. His friend, Richard, told him that was stupid. He should just find pictures of Gladiators with Google. Beth chimes in saying that 83.3% of all Gladiators were vegans. Richard and Greg agreed that nobody liked Beth.
I have 3,000 friends on the Facebook but I still feel so lonely.
Hey Steve! I saw you changed your relationship on Facebook to complicated. Does that mean I can ask Karen out on a date? What do you mean Karen was never your girlfriend? Why have I been waiting so long to ask her out??? Wait. Am I Karen? Nope I’m Preston.
Hey Steve! I saw you changed your relationship on Facebook to complicated. Does that mean I can ask Karen out on a date? What do you mean Karen was never your girlfriend? Why have I been waiting so long to ask her out??? Wait. Am I Karen? Nope I’m Preston.
by MBP2000 August 23, 2019