A cream used to heal bruising directly after an injury to the epidermis of your skin or a lie that your family will make fun of you for, for years.
This nurse put some bruise cream on my hand and massaged it real well after I smashed it in the pharmacy.
"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"
"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"
by Greaser pirate November 27, 2022
The soreness following up a good fuck.
by GairBear March 1, 2013
Someone who's been hurt a lot, or is hurting . (Like having sex while your hoo-ha is bruised; hence the name)
by 96Oseuq96 June 22, 2017
Met my girlfriends boy today, got my ass kicked by a 9 year old and left me some Willy bruises, little bastard!
by Dwreck November 14, 2018
An injury inflicted by words or a certain configuration of noises, symptoms may include discoloration of face, ego. Weeping ( ocular, vaginal or anal)
If you experience a word bruise that lasts for more than 4 hours, run away and find an adult.
Common treatments for word bruises are;
Face diapers, phenobarbital, crying with kittens and ball growth encouragement thereapy
If you experience a word bruise that lasts for more than 4 hours, run away and find an adult.
Common treatments for word bruises are;
Face diapers, phenobarbital, crying with kittens and ball growth encouragement thereapy
Why are you walking funny?
I have a word bruise on my sphincter , someone said I look fat in this dress.
You do!
Now I have a word bruise on my vagina! It feels like its full of sand!
I have a word bruise on my sphincter , someone said I look fat in this dress.
You do!
Now I have a word bruise on my vagina! It feels like its full of sand!
by redflag73630 July 16, 2018
by tzchworbus November 29, 2015
Verb/Adjective
meaning: A bruise received while playing the position "goalie" in a number of sports. Often received from being hitting with the ball/object.
meaning: A bruise received while playing the position "goalie" in a number of sports. Often received from being hitting with the ball/object.
in a sentence:
1,"Hey man, that shot gave me a really nice Goalie Bruise"
2,"Man that shot gave me a Goalie Bruise"
3,"OW SHIT, That's gonna give me a Goalie Bruise"
1,"Hey man, that shot gave me a really nice Goalie Bruise"
2,"Man that shot gave me a Goalie Bruise"
3,"OW SHIT, That's gonna give me a Goalie Bruise"
by Soul_Invictus April 6, 2021