by ToeMax December 14, 2020
605 horsepower of raw fun. This Audi RS model gained 45 horsepower over its standard model “RS7” thus the addition of “performance” to its name. Unfortunately there’s no way to tell who’s driving the better RS7 but anyone who owns that beast could care less. This car pushes zero to 100 in around 3 seconds, but the real fun is after 100kmh. Audi’s Quattro system gives you a brutal lunch that will put you back in your seat every time and put a smile on your face. Audi was cool enough to offer an akrapovic exhaust option for a hefty 11k, but trust me it was worth scaring people. It’s the last RS7 model without a soft limiter (revs until 4000 rpm max)... why Audi ?? Overall I give this car a 10/10 and I’m sad to see it go.
Dave: Hey did you hear Jim’s dad got the Audi rs7 performance!
Ronnie: what’s an rs7 performance?
Dave: one hell of a car.
Ronnie: what’s an rs7 performance?
Dave: one hell of a car.
by Swimfordayz January 7, 2021
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by Chamwastaken November 20, 2020
"It was a Danstatic performance. good job!" - an appreciative response to a fantastic dance performance
by Joras August 11, 2010
That guy smoked pot before the race and raced like a turtle. It was a performance diminishing drug somebody on the other team told him would make him faster.
by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021
Someone from the other team told the guy that if he smoked ganja before the race, he would be more clearheaded, faster, stronger, and to his suprise, it took him most of the day to finish. Nobody told him that marijuana was a performance diminishing drug.
by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021