Linux 

A barebones operating system kernel, which when installed with other components, functions like a normal OS. Though many times more stable than Windows, and far more customizable, the sheer ease with which it can be broken and the extreme complexity of its internals turn many users off from the idea. If the world were to use Linux, of course, it'd be just as secure as Windows is now.

Don't get Linux unless you're prepared to fix it every few hours.

-You use Linux?
-Yeah, I spent the past two days troubleshooting some kind of weird bug where GRUB tried to mount a monthly report generated by sar.
-...Have you tried walking into the sea.

Linux by Super Pro Sniper November 27, 2017

Linux 

Something you should buy just to burn on fire

Linux is ass

Linux by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf September 24, 2019

linux 

a shit operating sytem which is sooooooooooooo easy to control it is for wimps who think they're it anyway only use windows thats even more easier!

thats linux is sooooooo fucking easy to operate! wankers use it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

linux by dominic hunt January 16, 2005

linux 

linux is an operating system (os)... it does run faster then windows xp, atleast on my computer... though, it could still use many improvements.. if linux gets mouse gestures before windows puts out longhorn, windows could very well die....

yea...this is the example asshole

linux by Isaac October 9, 2004

Linux 

When a woman uses a computer mouse to touch her clit. especially the rolly bit on the bottom. She then rubs her breasts over the keyboard and licks her modem until she cums.

Girl on internet chat: Oh yeah, feels so good!
Guy: Damn girl, Linux that screen!

Linux by Maximusx3 April 25, 2009

Linux 

The best way to spam urbandictionary.com with propaganda and idiotic bullshit

Linus Torvalds is our god, long live Linux, windoze is for losers that don't know how to use a computer.

Linux by discostewpid January 22, 2012

Linux 

A dead OS used by people who do hard shit with computers known as "developers"

Gamer1: "I installed Linux today on my e p i c gaming pc"
Gamer2: "that OS is dead no e p i c games are available for that OS lmao"

Linux by Pythonology April 19, 2020