welcome to free hermit crab

a shop in myrtle beach that says "welcome to free hermit crab" in the window

guy1: hey dude i just went to welcome to free hermit crab
guy2: thats such a convenient store
guy1: i know right

by mcficker January 2, 2019

hermitity

Using the word "Hermit" as a verb. Hermit being the status given to oneself or another for staying home in solitude without regard for society or social conforms.

"I'm about to go into a long bout of hermitity"

by SwoleStealer March 22, 2016

boris the hermit

The Definition of a cunt

Man, Boris The Hermit is an actual cunt.

by LyinFoo January 23, 2017

Hermit Nerd

A hermit nerd prefers to work alone, being to social is exhausting, and thrives on independent projects. Enjoys reading, doing research, and mentally stimulated by others intellect.

The research associate is the perfect job for a hermit nerd he loves to work alone and prefers soltitude.

by Hermit nerd November 20, 2018

hermit crab

a crab that wants to be alone

The hermit crab was on an island, all alone

by Derp_Apple January 8, 2022

poon hermit

When you don't see someone after getting a new girlfriend because they are almost constantly having sex.

"Man, I haven't seen Tim in a while..."
"Yeah, he got a new girlfriend; he turned into a real Poon Hermit."

by Nixon_b23 September 9, 2017

Vag-Hermit

A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission

"The bar? Hold on, dude. Lemme ask the wifey real quick...I'm such a Vag-Hermit!"

*OR*

"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"

by SHiLOH GiRL June 16, 2008