tongue-and-groove merchant

lesbian
punning on supplier of wood panelling or flooring

You're wasting your time with those two; they're tongue-and-groove merchants.

by Neil February 17, 2004

total groove cat

a phrase used by aging men desperate to remain relevant in today's day and age.

Synonyms include: Cool. Great. Okay! Alright. Sounds good! Awesome sauce.

Son: Thanks for dropping me off, Dad. I'll hit you up later.

Dad: Total groove cat.

by ArrrTard February 19, 2013

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Porn Groove Pimp

A DJ who plays strip clubs

A Porn Groove Pimp is a disc Jockey who plays his music live at an event where strippers put on a live show hence creating a porn groove

by Suburbansista September 30, 2009

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emperor's new groove

when a girl goes down on a guy and then spits the jizz back into his face, much like a spitting llama

the head was pretty good until she pulled the emperor's new groove on me. do you have any kleenex?

by irisclaire December 11, 2007

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get ‘ur grandma groove on

A phrase that describes the phenomenon of an older woman gettin’ down to some danceable hit that clearly has her bringing out all her old dance floor moves.

Yeah baby, get ‘ur grandma groove on and burn this muthafuckin’ house down!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019

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