Fuckening

The fuckening is when everything is going perfect but a little too perfect and then the fuckening hits you like a train. Something bad has happened after you noticed you were having a perfect day.

I was having the perfect day at school, it was too perfect and then the fuckening came and I was Shelves into a locker and tripped by kids.

by Memzr November 11, 2018

Fuckening

A catastrophic blunder even though all measures were taken to the contrary.
Not an act; rather a complete event.

...and there it was, unexpected and complete; the fuckening!

by Yorgos.f December 26, 2022

Fuckening

The fuckening is the time of the month, when Lorox enters the class groupchat and sends a lot of fucked up shit. Usually non-school related stuff and disturbing memes and gifs.

Amadeus: Have you attended yesterday's fuckening?
Preter: Ah yes I have. Truly enlightening.
Amadeus: Indeed.

by timo15633144535362 March 28, 2021

Fuckening

Megan

When you’re having a great day and she shows up

Ah there it is, the fuckening

by Abcdef0098 May 23, 2023

Fuckening

When you have that felling that everything is okay and then the fuckery begins

I had a feeling at the hotel that the fuckening was happening

by Justjeffro April 18, 2020

Fuckening

When you have that felling that everything is okay and then the fuckery begins

I had a feeling at the hotel that the fuckening was happening

by Justjeffro April 18, 2020

Fuckening

The accession of which something has been to good and goes very wrong

The pool party was amazing but then the fuckening happened and Jonah broke his leg wrestling chad

by That’s Lesbian February 23, 2020