A person who is obsessed with the lamest of values, such as being on time and sticking to all plans. These people are rich and feel very protective of their front lawn, and if they put up any kind of barrier between their home and the sidewalk, they will still claim the sidewalk as their own. South enders are usually parents, contributing a large percentage of depressed children. very much like a suburbanite. not necessarily a southerner.
Guy 1: oh kickass, we just set up this sweet jump on the dirt sidewalk.
Guy 2: Yeah! lets bike over it and stop when we land on the ground so we don't hit that big pole!

time passes, jump is hit.

South ender: HEY! You kids are ripping up the ground on the other side of my fence when you stop your bikes! I just paid to have all that dirt aerated!
Guy 1: so...doesn't that mean the ground is already ripped?
South ender: GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!
by Blueshoe May 13, 2006
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that is a dragon in minecraft that is easier to defeat than the wither
1.defeat the end towers
2. fight with the dragon and use yr resources

3.defeated
4.put torch 2 drop the egg
But why the Ender dragon is 2 ez
by ppgpp109 April 12, 2021
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The opposite of a starter marriage, when to two old people marry after losing their spouse for life so they won't be lonely.
My 72 year old Grandmother just got married. Yeah, it's an ender marriage.
by flacker December 13, 2009
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A bad slag who would suck you’d sick to the hinge end.
Lad she’s naughty her yano, a proper hinge ender!
by Paddy the Baddy January 18, 2019
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The depressed shit pile (invariably a dude) slumped over at the corner end of the bar when you enter the joint and who is still there when you leave...just more slumped over and depressed by that time. Wants people to ask him what's wrong, especially the cute bartender, but instead should be given a shot of cyanide on the house to end his miserable existence. Mostly likely became a bar-ender after his recent break-up with a hood rat.
"Shit, man, it took you forever to get the drinks."
"I got to close to the bar-ender and he had to tell me his tale of woe..."
"Let me guess; his hole left him for better dick!"
"No doubt."
by OdiumRex July 27, 2012
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