Definitions by flacker

Catic electricity 

Static electricity generated from petting a cat.

I just got ZAPPED!

From what?

Catic electricity from petting snowball!

Catic electricity by flacker February 21, 2010

ender marriage 

The opposite of a starter marriage, when to two old people marry after losing their spouse for life so they won't be lonely.

My 72 year old Grandmother just got married. Yeah, it's an ender marriage.

ender marriage by flacker December 13, 2009

Plandora's box 

A terrible plan devised by an incompetent leader or madman that will open Pandora's Box.

Man the bad guys in those Indiana Jones movies always have a plandora's box.

Our CEO has a plandora's box that will bankrupt the company!

Plandora's box by flacker May 26, 2009

heads down display 

Any device such as a cell phone, iPod, or gps that causes a person to look down while driving or walking. The opposite of a heads up display.

Chuck! Quit looking at that heads down display and look me in the eye!

heads down display by flacker April 29, 2009

isight 

The high vision required to view or watch things on an iphone.

Dude, my isight must be getting better. I had no trouble watching that movie on my iphone.

isight by flacker April 28, 2009

decession 

Depression caused by a recession in the economy.

William, I've lost 37 million due to the economy tanking my stocks! I'm going to drown my decession with this whole bottle of scotch!

decession by flacker April 3, 2009

Elevator diver 

A person who rudely tries to jump on an elevator as soon as the elevator doors open without regard to the people getting off.

Dude, I always take the escalator at the mall cause the elevator divers will knock you down!

Elevator diver by flacker March 20, 2009