32 definitions by flacker

The opposite of a starter marriage, when to two old people marry after losing their spouse for life so they won't be lonely.

A terrible plan devised by an incompetent leader or madman that will open Pandora's Box.

Any device such as a cell phone, iPod, or gps that causes a person to look down while driving or walking. The opposite of a heads up display.

The high vision required to view or watch things on an iphone.

Depression caused by a recession in the economy.

A person who rudely tries to jump on an elevator as soon as the elevator doors open without regard to the people getting off.

Moms who line the field or court at a sporting event to photograph their kids with their high priced cameras and telephoto lenses like the paparazzi.