flacker's definitions

Shaw Shanked

A slang phrase meaning to get forcefully screwed up the butt without lub (references the movie The Shaw Shank Redemption in which the main characted got "Shaw Shanked" in prison).

Damn, you paid $100 too much for that. That salesman Shaw Shanked your ass!

by flacker October 7, 2005

snow globe flakey

A way of describing that a man is flamboyantly gay.

There's no doubt about that guy being gay. He's snow globe flakey!

by flacker August 22, 2006

auite

One of many slang words that originated in southern US and now being spoken by urbanites. Means alright.

Hey man! How are you feeling today? Auite!

by flacker December 11, 2005

kill you dead

A southern phrase used when you are really pissed off at someone and want to beat them to near death.

I'll kill you dead for wrecking into my pickup truck!

by flacker January 19, 2006

cry heave

When someone cries so hard they run out of tears, but keep keep crying. Similar to the dry heaves when vomiting.

Nancy was dumped by her boyfriend and now has the cry heaves!

That Ron White makes me laugh so hard I get the cry heaves!

by flacker May 22, 2006

masterfasting

Fasting or obstaining from the act of masterbating.

I heard Chuck has been masterfasting since since got kicked in the nuts!

by flacker October 30, 2006

jaws

A bad guy that appeared in 2 of the James Bond movies who is about 7 foot tall and has metallic teeth.

Jaws tried to kill Bond in a fight on a train, but Bond defeated him by shocking him in the mouth with a broken lamp.

by flacker October 28, 2005