flacker's definitions

full circle phrase

A phrase that seems to make no sense by adding a thought then substracting that thought right back but when pondered it actually did have a meaning. Sports players, comedians, and country musicians are most often heard making full circle phrases.

Some popular full circle phrases.

Yogi Berra: "It's like deja vu all over again"

Toby Keith: "I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was"

George Carlin: "What if there were no hypothetical questions"

by flacker February 20, 2006

masterfasting

Fasting or obstaining from the act of masterbating.

I heard Chuck has been masterfasting since since got kicked in the nuts!

by flacker October 30, 2006

jaws

A bad guy that appeared in 2 of the James Bond movies who is about 7 foot tall and has metallic teeth.

Jaws tried to kill Bond in a fight on a train, but Bond defeated him by shocking him in the mouth with a broken lamp.

by flacker October 28, 2005

efflicate

Verb - A very thorough and effective implication or application of doing some task.

1. Rob is such an awesome investigator! He was able to efflicate the suspect in grand larson case.

2. Einstein was able to efflicate his theory of relativity and it made him a star in the science world.

by flacker October 4, 2006

Shaw Shanked

A slang phrase meaning to get forcefully screwed up the butt without lub (references the movie The Shaw Shank Redemption in which the main characted got "Shaw Shanked" in prison).

Damn, you paid $100 too much for that. That salesman Shaw Shanked your ass!

by flacker October 7, 2005

decession

Depression caused by a recession in the economy.

William, I've lost 37 million due to the economy tanking my stocks! I'm going to drown my decession with this whole bottle of scotch!

by flacker April 3, 2009

back channel

Using a common friend as a secondary way to communicate to your girlfriend/boyfriend the things that are uncomfortable for you discuss directly with your girlfriend/boyfriend.

"Hey Steph! You're my back channel! What does Lisa like as far as engagement rings go?"

by Flacker January 16, 2007