Arizona Sharpie Ballot

A sexual act in which one inserts a Sharpie marker halfway up their anus and penetrates another person vaginally or anally to climax, when they scream "LAWSUIT!"

I got really hammered and gave Madison an Arizona Sharpie Ballot last night

by November 6, 2020

Sharpie Shirt

A passedout drunk gets his/her chest and stromach area covered with a sharpie or other permanant marker.

"Is that a black under-shirt?"
"No, it's a Sharpie Shirt."
"You're fired."

by The Original Pfeiffer March 26, 2010

Blue Sharpie

Someone who always makes people sad. Your first reaction to everything they say is probably, "oh! are you ok?" Then, that's the next reaction someone will have to whatever you say.

hey have you talked to Skylar lately?
No dude, I can't she puts me in such a bad mood. She's a total blue sharpie.

by Kayin5lifebish January 28, 2019

sharpie-ing

The act of using a sharpie for vaginal or anal pleasure

Damn, Dominic is way too open about sharpie-ing

by cuntosaur September 25, 2021

sharpie girl

Sharpie girl is when a girl fingers herself with a sharpie marker . follow me on instagram @ 248_liliaaann

Hey is that sharpie girl in that video ?

by 2488lilred November 2, 2019

sharpie pic

When a girl sends a guy a picture of one or more sharpies in her pussy.

Will you send me a sharpie Pic? ;)

by afrojacked October 20, 2014

Sharpie Sauce

Sharpie Sauce:
Another name for the ink inside the sharpie

Michael: I’m gonna drink the sharpie Sauce!
Rich: what no! Why would you do that?
Michael: So I can get high faster!

by richislit September 15, 2019