Jog

Noun - jeans dog

A dog of which the skin has been replaced with jeans by a medical professional or taxidermist.;
A dog which has natural jeans skin.

I picked up my new jog at taxidermist Johnssons today. They look really good!

I went for a jog with my jog today. The jeans on them gets all the hot moms' attention

by HoverGuy August 2, 2022

jog

jump out gang

Quando rondo and em they jog

by Jump0utAce May 4, 2022

Jog On

When you don't want to swear but want to tell someone where to go, in the most politeful way possible.

When someone is annoying and will not leave you alone...
Me- "Go and Jog On mate"

When the kids are driving you batty bonkers...
"Just Jog On"

by SezzaTheRealist November 24, 2021

Cum Jog

The awkward jog to the toilet after being cream pied

We forgot the tissues next to the bed so I had to cum jog to the toilet

by Bbymoonie November 27, 2021

National Jogging Day

You need to wear a jogging at school at work idc where but just where it

Finally it’s national jogging day.

by The Secret Professor October 30, 2020

jiggity jog

Taking a convoluted, indirect or tortuous path to a specified location

There was construction on the main road so we had to jiggity jog to get here.

by Tonyman122 June 24, 2023

jogging titties

Seeing a women passer by jogging. And boobs bouncing. Similar to seat belt titty, when you look over at the car next to you and see cleavage from the seat belt.

Ben:Check out them jogging titties!
Mark: Dude, those are my moms jogging titties!

Ben: Yowzaz!

by Revival31313 June 2, 2018