Granola Nut Cluster

Two or more vegan hippies rubbing penises and balls and testicles, and loving it mostly.

by PsychoB1tch2929 May 14, 2010

chicken and Granola Bars

A very nice meal, especially when you're all alone. It's something to eat when your wifes in the shelter...because she ran into a door.

My parents are going out of town today...I'm gonna have Chicken and Granola bars tonight!!!!!

by Liz N'Gina November 2, 2004

a person that has SEVERE acne and whose face looks alot like granola.

Damn!!! that guy has (a) freaking granola face (syndrome)!!!

by adrianux101 April 14, 2010

by Potatolover November 15, 2020

A person from southern California that smokes that sticky icky, wears bohemian jewelry she bought from forever 21, and think plants have feelings.

by Post_bologna September 15, 2019

a crumbly ass granola bar that clearly represents how messy my fucking life is

on a scale from 1 to nature valley granola bar how much of a mess is your life?
nature valley granola bar bro

by maddy_braps March 26, 2016

Rich, hot, hippy, who hugs trees. Did I mention hot. Idk what the granola is but whatevs has. He's hot

by halieisabellarose November 13, 2017