Alondra is the kind of girl that makes the ugliest girl feel beautiful because of how ugly she is.She is the kind of person that makes you cry because of how ugly she is.She is that one annoying girl in your class that no one really like.Her favorite hobby is to bug people that dont like her.
Girl1: (Cry)
girl2: Why are you crying?
Girl1:I just saw Alondra Gonzalez (cry more)
Boy1:Alondra Gonzalez keeps calling me her bestfriend but i dont even like her.
Boy2:Oh my god she does that to me too so annoying. (sad)
girl2: Why are you crying?
Girl1:I just saw Alondra Gonzalez (cry more)
Boy1:Alondra Gonzalez keeps calling me her bestfriend but i dont even like her.
Boy2:Oh my god she does that to me too so annoying. (sad)
by TheHonestOne28 October 30, 2018
When you are fucking a girl anally and a girl quite lierally shits into your tip while you're cuming which creates a cyclone of shit and cum which results in an uncleanable mess that may be stuck there for centuries.
by Adumbcunt April 7, 2017
the type of girl who won't pass the homework unless you threaten her with her past mistakes and reputation or unless your grandpa is dying or your brother is in the hospital. She is also a very caring person from the first time yall meet, she will give good advice on relationships but won't know any for her own. She has a great body and amazing style with a hilarious sense of humor. She lastly is someone worth keeping around.
by sharqkuisha October 23, 2019
That thing when a woman goes to the bathroom after chopping jalapeños, and neglecting to wash her hands-and the resulting “down there” pain. Southern cousin to Hot Lips Houlihan on M.A.S.H.
I was in a hurry, making my famous spicy queso. I went to the bathroom and BAM, Hot Lips Gonzalez in my shorts!
by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023
#1 captain of the sagelyn ship. gorgeous af. i'd let her run me over with an eighteen wheeler and say thank you.
by sagelynshoe February 15, 2021
NA#1 malder
skinnier then a stick, eats less then one too.
if you want a keyboard warrior just @ him in general
femboy enthusiast
skinnier then a stick, eats less then one too.
if you want a keyboard warrior just @ him in general
femboy enthusiast
by pues no se September 10, 2023
Two people that was set up by dank to send Joseph to jail for 949 days straight plus another 120 days just because because we hate Angelica and Joseph being too sweet on her so we brag about how no one can prove I did set him by calling the police sounding like a woman when I’m da one man who will not stop living the lie I choose to be
by ha ha ja ja March 12, 2023