I fucked this girl last night on the couch next to Joey, and accidentally gave him a willy wet dicky.
by Codeine Kids Next Door April 12, 2016
in the same family as a "wet willie", but instead of licking one's finger and penetrating another's ear, one would directly penetrate their tounge into another's ear in order to directly transfer the saliva.
Donna: he thought he was being sexy by licking my ear, but he kinda gave me a direct wet willie
Kimmy: ew, so sloppy
Kimmy: ew, so sloppy
by gingerspiceypoo July 3, 2011
An individual who willing makes hand to hand contact with another individual who has visibly licked their hand.
by Mpierre October 6, 2021
When a person sticks his finger in his buttcrack immediately after having diarrhea and then proceeds to stick it in another person's ear.
by kenyanlova November 8, 2011