squeezing ween

The act of procrastination by jerking off.

How come this floor isn't clean?
Because James was out back

"Squeezing ween".

by Clydexmusic May 14, 2022

Tugging the Ween

To fill time with activity.
Making time appear fast by occupying yourself.
Touching your genitals out of boredom.
Masturbation.
Meditation.

Jerry is so excited for space camp that he's been tugging his ween from morning until night.
Time flies when you're tugging the ween.
I'll just be tugging the ween until you're free from work.

by Pet_Goat November 15, 2015

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Yankin the ween

When you are joking to someone, just "joshing" or "pulling your leg" can also be said as "I'm yakin your ween"
Also a common name for masturbation

"Holy fuck did you actually fuck my wife jimmy?"
"I'm just yankin the ween!"
"what the fuck jimmy"

by GangsterYodaMasterBaiter November 10, 2020

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ween juice

Weiner liquid. When a male has fluid on his penis, either from a partner or his own accomplishment. Cervical mucous, lady cum, man jiz all may be attributed to ween jooos.

"Holy shit Carol. There is so much ween juice... you're welcome."

Uhhh, I'm going to go shower.

by betsyandrews January 26, 2018

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