CNND, also known as Compulsive Num Num Disorder is an mental disorder that most lesbians possess.
Symptoms: Can't
stop eating carpet, sticks out tongue in every selfie, and eats sardines and canned
tuna casually.
Remedies: Shock therapy, church, medieval
torture methods, and brainwashing via MK ULTRA.
Doctor:
Natalie, you have CNND.
Natalie: what's that?
Doctor: Compulsive Num Num Disorder
Natalie: ????
Doctor: you eat roast beef way too often
Natalie: ???
Doctor: you have an addiction to pussy