A term given to a situation where a male is attracted to a female simply because she is currently the best choice in the room or area. It is key to note that the only reason for the attraction is due to the comparison of the female to the other female population.
-Bro, why is Jon hitting on Marisa? She's not very hot.

-It's just the Golden Feces Effect. All the other girls in the room are hideous.
by god's chosen one June 11, 2010
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"Dammit, they need to hurry up! They're taking their damn time....fece chordin' it.."


Dont' whip me with that fece chord!
by lisa June 1, 2004
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the delicious treat made when you fill your ass with crunchy peanut butter and chocolate sauce to make your crack look like an overstuffed mexican treat. mmmmmmmm....fiesta time!!!
My girlfriend choked on a giant hairball while eating my reese's feces taco, what a overeager fat whore.
by Doug Sang February 1, 2007
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the WORST roast in history of roasts. this roast will end anyone’s career you choose to end.
sexually confused person: “ur mom gay”
me, an intellectual: “ur sister a mister”
sexually confused person: “ur family tree LGBT”
me, an intellectual: “ur species feces”
*sexually confused person’s body explodes into a million pieces and dies a brutal death and his heart is shattered into smitherines.
by vloneslatt April 3, 2018
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1. Slang for a bag of fertilizer.
2. Large package of defecation.
3. Something you could call some one else.
4. A feeling several get when you watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy in one setting.
1. (Girl #1) I just bought fertilizer for my garden.

(Girl #2) Duuude. You just bought a big bag of feces!

2. Some one left a big bag of feces in my suitcase!

3. (Girl #1) So how does this dress make me look?

(Boy #1) Like a big bag of feces!

4. (Boy #1) Dude. I just watched the whole Lord of the Rings trilogy. Is it weird that i feel like a big bag of feces?

(Boy #2) No not at all.
by TargetLady69 November 2, 2009
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