trailer park poach

when you don't have plastic wrap so you crack an egg into a used condom and boil it in a pot of hot water and the cum gives it an extra salty taste.

Trailer Husband: I want something for breakfast
Trailer Wife: I'll make you some eggs
Trailer Wife: Im out of plastic wrap, wait ill use this used condom for this Trailer Park Poach

by SirSource March 19, 2019

Poach

To always be poaching on a player. Showing up to the party with no blunts , bottles , or bitches and tryna poach on mines.

“ that fool be living that poach life. He’s hella stingy . Tell him put 5 on it or stay at his own house “

by HellaDopeName October 30, 2020

poaches

Illiterate term used for common household insects, also known as cockroaches.

"Aaron, your shoes are attracting poaches."

by oxycodiene June 25, 2008

Poach

To attempt anal without any lube involved.

I was just poaching and it burned terribly! My hole is on FIRE!!

by SJCHSJFHJCG June 24, 2022

Poach

A word used by Fancy Developers to sound smart when describing an agreement with a neighboring tenant.

Fancy Eric seems to think Wal-Mart will agree to a POACH Parking agreement

by 2XSecretProbation March 3, 2021

Poach

To poach; the act of taking cigarettes, lighters, or roaches without considering to ask the owner for permission.

*dude looks left and right, don’t see anyone and takes a smoke*

*I walk in and grab me one and notice a few are missing*

Me: dude did you poach one of my cigs?

Dude: nah I did, but I figured you wouldn’t mind.”

by CallMeTree October 29, 2017

poached

Having had anal sex with no lubricant

I can’t believe you’re not sore after you poached Jonathan!

by rain coat June 24, 2022