Jonathan is handsome, cool, nice, not a simp, skilled kisser, good at sports, ripped, and has a long dick.
Girl 1: damn he’s cute as fuck. Girlfriend: damn you have a long one
Girl 2: I know right his name is Jonathan Jonathan: I’m not even hard tho
Girl 1: to be honest he got me wet as fuck. Girlfriend: wait so it can go longer nice can’t wait 😝
Girl 2: that’s what every girl says about him
Girl 2: I know right his name is Jonathan Jonathan: I’m not even hard tho
Girl 1: to be honest he got me wet as fuck. Girlfriend: wait so it can go longer nice can’t wait 😝
Girl 2: that’s what every girl says about him
by Anonymous83838 November 10, 2020
Girl 1: OMG JONATHAN IS SO HOT!!!!
Girl 2: IKR
or
Person 1: Bro you should kickit with Jonathan he chill asf
Person 2: fs
Girl 2: IKR
or
Person 1: Bro you should kickit with Jonathan he chill asf
Person 2: fs
by wsgfoo November 3, 2022
A Jonathan is a great listener and friend that always gets around crowds. He is great with socializing and easily makes new friends. He loves sports and trains allot and girls like him for that. He is the most like-able person on the work floor. Not the most trustworthy boyfriend since he gets allot of attention and he usually never has a longterm relationship because he doesn’t like boredom. He loves adventure and trying out new things and he never stops exploring boundaries. He is very creative and often travels allot and has a very open mind. He will never judge anyone negatively and he is the best friend there could be! You need a Jonathan in your life if you want an adventure buddy!
“Jonathan is always traveling or busy with trying out new things!” Yep that’s Jonathan, he always find himself new things to do. He can never sit still!
by 6_Dana1703_ May 14, 2020
Jonathan has the biggest dick out of everyone. His mammoth penis will make EVERY man question their masculinity. He is also a handsome devil, and a magnet to the ladies! The white ones get n-word passes!
by Not Jonathan June 25, 2022
A person who is good looking and has good personality and someone you can never forget. His amazing dick is going to make you always coming back for more.
by Jessie lewis November 22, 2021
The most finest, hottest nigga alive. He’s gonna be rich with two kids with a girl named Jazmine ❤️🌝
by Daddyjaz June 22, 2021
A tall, lanky (probably autistic) person who claims to be heterosexual but his constant flirtation with his male friends suggests otherwise as he makes subtle moans when he gets any form of physical contact, even a simple handshake gets his red rocket pumping.
I think his homo tendencies spurred from the traumatic experience of trying to located the fabled hole know as the vagina. He searched high and low for it, but alas it was not to be. This had a severe effect on his confidence as he has been unable to speak to anyone since.
Nowadays Jonathan is an introverted, awkward boy who spend his days playing FIFA and masturbating while in a VC to his only friend.
I think his homo tendencies spurred from the traumatic experience of trying to located the fabled hole know as the vagina. He searched high and low for it, but alas it was not to be. This had a severe effect on his confidence as he has been unable to speak to anyone since.
Nowadays Jonathan is an introverted, awkward boy who spend his days playing FIFA and masturbating while in a VC to his only friend.
by RealN1zz October 18, 2022