Ass-fetti

During a celebration (ex: Easter) when confetti eggs are involved, and someone cracks one either in your shirt or in your pants, and the confetti trickles down to your ass, leaving sweaty pieces of paper lodged in amazing places.

"dude she got you in the pants"
"yea man, you want some Ass-Fetti?"

"ahh you asshole, its trickling down my pants, *grabs said confetti from underwear* you want some back?"
"gross keep your ass-fetti away from me"

by Doinkingthings September 28, 2016

Fetty Waft

Stray Fentanyl smoke drifting down the sidewalk. Most commonly appearing downtown in large American cities battling the opioid crisis.

"Watch out for the Fetty Waft when we round this corner over here, its that kinda street"

by Mooglytwo August 16, 2023

Cum-fetti

When fun sprays everywhere like confetti.

Hey man it's a cum-fetti party tonight

by Nonce cunt April 12, 2018

necro-fetti

to vandalize dead bodys by spray painting them

dude that's nothing i just tagged up some necro-fetti last night. yeah i'm that bad ass

by blind_hawk July 11, 2008

fetty slop

When someone gets cum in their eye

Did he fetty slop you last night?

by Joeymaeee February 2, 2016

Fail-Fetti

When attempting to make a birthday cake goes wrong.

Ashley burned the cake, It's Fail-Fetti now.

by JFourTwenty October 18, 2010

Fetty Fold

That bent over dude, checking the sidwalk for dropped foils. It's an opioid hunch, back completely folded, shuffling along, scouring every inch of a small part of the sidewalk or the gutter for dropped items. He's got the Fetty Fold!

After the cops busted all the dealers, all that was left was a few Fetty Folds looking for foils.

by September 16, 2023