Eminem

The hottest, most amazing, sexy, man in the entire world. He may be white but he raps better then any black man wishes/dreams he could. My daughter Hailie is so proud, she loves him almost as much as me. He is by far the best and will stay the best forever and always <3.

signed,
Ms.Mathers

Eminem your crazy =)

by WafflePonyPwns October 7, 2007

Eminem

1)Every white kids idol

eminem is like my idol I want to be him in the future

by Bass tester June 21, 2014

Eminem

a hot! rapper who is so hot and ...hot! and who iz so awsome and hot and is awsome because he hates bush and so do i and hes so hot and hot and hot and hot and hot and u cant have him cause hes mine!

eminem iz so hot and hot and hot and hot and hot hot hot hot hot and hot and hot!

by jessi (mrs.slim shady) February 25, 2005

Eminem

The wigger that molests Hailey.

Eminem has a large collection of Playgirl magazines that he keeps in his closet where he is most comfortable.

by Superpop August 30, 2008

Eminem

Thee greatest of all time, spits licks like nobody else. Someone who saved you through hard times

Eminem was there in a time of need, with words that brought you out of the dark hole you were in.

by _The Secret_ April 15, 2020

Eminem

One of the greatest rappers EVER , second only to 2Pac. He's just himself and isn't a fake poseur like some rappers (I.e Game, Vanilla Ice, Rick Ross, Bow wow). His lyrical content is often violent and is stupid funny. He is the funniest rapper EVER. Marshall Mathers LP is one of the best CD's I've ever owned and still gets frequent spins despite it being nearly 10 years old. Too bad his new album sukx =(

Example 1:

Boy: Hey, babe have u heard "Kim" by Eminem?? It's sooo fucking funny.. Not only that but it really inspires and motivates me, u knw?

Girl: what? Inspires and motivates u how?? Its about him commiting homicide isn't it?

Boy: I just hope u never cheat..

Girl: ........

Boy: yeah...

Example 2:

Me: oh la la Eminem sure is one sexy dood..

My gay friend: I know....when I was 12 I would fantasize about him while I masturbated...

Me:.... :-/

My gay friend: I used to imagine him raping me..

Me: ........

My gay friend: All this dirty talk is turning me on. I think I'll go listen to his cd and rub one out

Me: o.O

by IHateYouXoXo May 10, 2009

Eminem

No doubt one of the greatest rappers ever. People think hes trash because hes white but listen to his songs. Hes not like these black rappers (not racist) that sing about drugs and money. Since hes white of course he has to actually rap real music! Modern rappers just talk slow and have NO SKILL! Just because they can hold their crotch and say swag in every sentance dosnt meen there good.

bob: Did u hear that new eminem song?

Typical white person: NOOO he sucks hes garbage! Chris brown ftw!

by MuffinGarbage October 23, 2009