Ripe

Stupid, dumb, idiotic.

Parent #1: My little boy is doing very well in school, A' plus in every class!"

Parent #2: *scoffs* "Nice, mines getting mostly B's and C's..."

Parent #3: "Gah dayum, your kid's ripe..."

Parent #1 and #2: "SHUT UP FRANKLIN!"

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar January 14, 2021

ripe

A less annoying version of the word 'lit'

"That's pretty ripe."
"This party is ripe"
-Marley Kuhn

by lvllvan June 26, 2016

Ripe

Ripe means you have a big bum with juicyness and dwayne johnson stares

Thats ripe

by shepooped May 18, 2022

Ripe

Super cool gang shit. Something so extraordinary, it makes you go speechless.

Something absolutely earth-shattering!

Man, that song's ripe as fuck!

T's become quite ripe over the years!

by Dhama_ka August 3, 2022

Fucking ripe

On point
Poppin’
Fye-yie-yie fire type shit
Flexin’ on eleven; flossy to the max
Can be used as a term of affirmation

Shit’s so dope that it’s like a ripe apple, it’s ready to eat.

“Yo, that jacket’s fucking ripe, my man.”
“Did you see that Rolly with the butterfly doors? It was fucking ripe!”

by Sirenfaee February 11, 2019

Ripe Bagel

Also known as the opposite of a “stale bagel”, a ripe bagel is the freshly made baked dough with a hole in the middle commonly known as a bagel.

Person 1- Hey can I get a bagel? Person 2- yea sure we sell only the best ripe bagels!

by stalebagel February 14, 2021

Ripe Roast

When you put your testicles on a pan fresh out of the oven

Person: So I heard that some random ass dude went ahead and put their nuts on a hot oven pan
Person 2: That's what I call a Ripe Roast!

by Raviable March 30, 2020