Macgyver Theory

The belief that using random, available things to try to make something work will actually work.

Allison uses the MacGyver Theory at her portrait studio. Like, "Get me my snorkel, an avocado, and some dead tree branches. This is going to be the best baby portrait EVER!"

by Realtalk12 May 18, 2015

Kissing Theory

Three steps to check why a guy is still prude.
1. Shy to kiss or does not know how to kiss
2. Scared of their dick to be exposed
3. They are gay, bi, or not ready/mature

Yo, use the Kissing Theory to kiss a girl

by Iqrathestrippa May 14, 2020

Game Theory (Truth Or Dare)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Game Theory (Truth Or Dare)
Person 1:

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

Animal Theory

When a male likes a female who weighs more than 250 pounds

Peyton falls under the animal theory

by GucciGotch February 13, 2024

scapegoating theory

The phenomenon where individuals and groups misdirect frustration and aggression, blaming a less powerful, innocent group for their own problems and failures instead of accepting responsibility.

The manager's Scapegoating Theory was evident when he blamed the interns for the project's failure instead of acknowledging his own mistakes.

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

The 666 Theory

The 666 Theory dates back to 2005. It started on 17/6/2005 by someone who said that 666 is the time of death so yeah thats it

Yo bro have you heard about The 666 Theory?

by pseoming The 3rd. January 28, 2023

The White Thug Theory

A theory that states that the longer a white teenager lives in privilege and wealth, the more the individual yearns for the hood and poverty. A "white thug" is a white teenager who lives in an extremely loving and wealthy family, but still throws up gang signs and says "cuh".

"That kid lives in a mansion, but he still sings Carti and yearns for gang violence. He is the epitome of The White Thug Theory"

by qwerts1050 May 14, 2024