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The Owl Theory

*After the Manatee Effect or the Mermaid Theory*

WILL HELP YOU GET ANYONE

There are 9 rules:

Rule 1 - DO NOT tell anyone who you like, except for your best friend, or someone you can really trust with a secret.

Rule 2 - DO NOT bring up your past. Don't say stuff like you got depressed after you got rejected, and DO NOT give the reason about why you got rejected.

Rule 3 - You absolutely DO NOT want to get friend-zoned, but don't be afraid to friend-zone her or him. You shouldn't be a total nice-guy, but do not go out of control and star acting rude and cocky.

Rule 4 - If she/he goes on any means of public transportation that you also use, DO NOT sit beside her or him for at least a week or until you are comfortable enough. It will get super awkward, super fast.

Rule 5 - You gotta be relaxed and chill. You can't be tensed or nervous. If you are nervous, you tend to not be able to say something, so in other words, you choke. MAN UP.

Rule 6 - Talk with each other. Find something you both have in common and make that into a conversation.

Rule 7 - If you are really desperate, go on Wiki How and find conversation starters.

Rule 8 - If you are not confident enough and need help, find someone who you can trust, someone who will not develop feelings towards your crush, and ask them to be your third wheel.

Rule 9 - This ties in with the "Bro Code" DO NOT fall for one of your friends exes. Don't compete with any of your friends unless you have a way better chance than they do.
"Yo I really like that chick over there"
"Ight Bro. Keep the Owl Theory in in tho"
by MKO LIVE August 9, 2016
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TPGFKA℘'s Theory

The Prep Group Formerly Known As ℘ says that all High School Lincoln-Douglas Debaters competing in a varsity or open division of a tournament on the National Circuit must be able to pronounce ℘ and identify its country of origin within five seconds of this sentence being read in round. This practice is vital to fight bias within debate. We must encourage intellectual curiosity about different cultures.
The order is one off, TPGFKA℘'s Theory.
by ougrhough September 12, 2025
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junior year theory

The time in college when men and women should reach peak maturity and glow-up status
Liz: "Why are you always going for Juniors?"
Em: "Junior year theory, duh"
by BnBzx December 16, 2023
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Theory of Gyatt

Gyatt = ((circumference of Gyatt - Circumference of waist) + ( circumference of Gyatt - Circumference of thigh)) x Rate of double take

G = ((Cg-Cw)+(Cg-Ct) x Rdt

*subject to change given further proof of gyatt levels
"bro, she's got a gyatt!" "nah, Bro, that other girl has a better gyatt." "I guess we will have to plug in some measurements into the theory of gyatts."
by $BENJI$ February 18, 2025
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The Accordion Theory

The theory that states that the universe as we know it all rests on one giant accordion, played by a transcendent figure, or “god.” “The Big Bang” was actually just the accordion beginning to expand. We know that the universe is expanding, but we don’t know why. The accordion theory explains this. As they accordion expands outwards, so does the universe. Once the accordion moves back inwards, the universe will collapse, and begin to shrink. Once the accordion fully closes, the universe will be gone. Once it opens again, the universe will be recreated from the Big Bang again, and repeat everything all over in the same exact order.

History repeats itself.
Yo, The Accordion Theory actually kind of makes sense. Got more weed?
by ThirstyThurston February 2, 2021
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orange peel theory

"It's the idea that someone cares enough for you to do the most minuscule act of service, although you can do it yourself."

the idea that sometimes we do seemingly small things for others in order to be connected to them.
"i know you can peel this orange on your own but i want to do it for you! just to make it easier! to me it's like another way of communicating love." -orange peel theory
by kk_bandit November 15, 2023
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The Ceren Theory

when you can’t decide if you want an actor *dead or alive* as a family member or someone you want to *redacted* you! 😫 examples include : cary grant or jennifer aniston.

or you just like using this 😏 emoji.
god I think The Ceren Theory has gotten to me!!!
by fanistonnn March 13, 2022
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