block universe theory

the theory that the universe is a giant 4d block and that time is the fourth dimension

Bob: what if the block universe theory is true and god is 4d?
his brother: What is lil bro saying💀

by Dave ias October 12, 2025

Senex Theory

A theory circulating in the community claims that every product released by Thisishusky is allegedly pasted and includes a rat from LuckyWare.

Don’t trust that cheat, it falls under the Senex Theory because people say everything from ThisIsHusky is pasted and secretly ratted by LuckyWare.

by afortplayerpawn November 20, 2025

life history theory

This theory refers to the idea exposure to an unpredictable, impoverished environment as a kid leads to faster development whereas children who grow up in a stable environment with more resources tend to have a slower developmental course.

According to the life history theory, families with more means often have more anticipation of years of schooling and career before one necessarily has to “grow up”—there’s plenty of time for that later.

by Emotional Cruiser October 23, 2025

Macgyver Theory

The belief that using random, available things to try to make something work will actually work.

Allison uses the MacGyver Theory at her portrait studio. Like, "Get me my snorkel, an avocado, and some dead tree branches. This is going to be the best baby portrait EVER!"

by Realtalk12 May 18, 2015

Pack Theory

Take road rage out on those driving company vehicles because their retaliation puts their job at risk.

Bro, I know that biker cut you off and brake checked you but remember Pack Theory. Take out your anger on that Dish van.

by SudsNDuds July 4, 2017

Dead internet theory

Yeahyeah the abstract money generator..... Yeah.... Oops 🤷 ♂️ I mean... He was talking a bunch of shit about how special and competent you have to be to make money.... You know? And I'm like the greatest mind the world has ever seen... So, like, the scholarly work is like... Really high level stuff...

Hym "Hahaha! Yeah, they're hookin up thay abstract money generator aren't they? Yeah... That's fucking hilarious. Kind of sad but, you know... In a cage... And what not... I think it has a different name though... Dead internet theory? It's like 'Something forest theory' or something, right?"

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

Quavora theory

The Quavora theory is a cultural concept postulating that the "present day" began on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991, named after the birth date of rapper Quavo + "-ra" suffix (from the word "era"). This theory suggests that significant societal milestones, cultural shifts, and innovations in music, fashion, and technology began to unfold from this date onward. Followers of the theory, commonly called "Quavorian", believe that this date marks not just a personal milestone for Quavo, but a pivotal moment in pop culture, symbolizing a new era in artistic expression and identity. The theory binds together elements of music fandom, nostalgia, and the impact of hip-hop culture on social dynamics, advocating that Quavo's influence serves as a metaphorical starting point for contemporary trends in various aspects of life.

As a proud Quavorian, I always celebrate Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 as the day the present day truly began; after all, the Quavora theory reminds us that Quavo's birthday is not just a personal milestone, but a cultural turning point that shaped modern music and style.

by Emotional Cruiser December 12, 2025