"That girl wanted me when I was with my ex, now she likes me as a friend. What gives?"
"Mockery's Theory, man"
"Mockery's Theory, man"
by Mypseudonymisbest February 23, 2022
Get the Mockery's Theory mug.by NYCDEMONDIVA July 22, 2022
Get the Austin Theory mug.Take road rage out on those driving company vehicles because their retaliation puts their job at risk.
Bro, I know that biker cut you off and brake checked you but remember Pack Theory. Take out your anger on that Dish van.
by SudsNDuds July 4, 2017
Get the Pack Theory mug.When you the even happened weeks or months ago so you can’t really remember what happened BUT you do remember the really fun thing that happened - like going down a slide on a boat.
Do you remember going down that slide on the boat a few weeks ago? That’s the slide theory in a nutshell.
by PJeffz March 14, 2025
Get the Slide Theory mug.Can you believe some people think that anti-Whites want to destroy the White race just because they LITERALLY FUCKING SAY that they want to create a world where everyone (in the White countries) is mixed and there are no more White people, what a conspiracy theory!
by Callivan January 18, 2023
Get the Conspiracy Theory mug.by Lil bro theory fan July 9, 2025
Get the Lil bro theory mug.The theory that time does not exist, popularized by British scientist Julian Barbour. It states that our minds have created time to keep everything from happening all at once, meaning everything that has ever happened and everyone who has ever been born all happened at the same time.
The Illusional Time Theory states that since time does not exist, people and things like Jesus, dinosaurs, Hitler, Led Zeppelin, the U.S. moon landing and the sinking of the Titanic all happened at the same time.
by CelticEagle February 17, 2019
Get the Illusional Time Theory mug.