Theory of Gyatt

Gyatt = ((circumference of gyatt - circumference of waist) + (circumference of gyatt - circumference of thigh)) x Rate of double take

G = ((Cg-Cw)+(Cg-Ct)) x Rdt

*Subject change pending further proof of gyatt levels

"Bro, she's got a Gyatt." "nah, bro, that one is better." "Well, I guess we'll have to plug some measurements into the Theory of Gyatt to determine which ones better."

by $BENJI$ February 18, 2025

Hat Theory

The Hat Theory is Félix "xQc" Lengyel's opinion that, even if a big part of success is luck, its oneself responsibility to try and get it

"You know, if in life you always show up and you get a participation ticket everyday, at some point, you'll hit the juice. Even if you show up and you don't get it 100 times in a row maybe at some point you'll get it. But if you have no names in the hat, how can you expect to be drawn from the hat? You can't. Every day you have to put your name in it. At some point, it goes juicer mode. You've just gotta believe in yourself and what you do"

Chat: Hat Theory FeelsStrongMan Clap

by YYP20 January 15, 2022

deer in headlights theory

n. the theory that people look unexpectedly hot as fuck from the back camera in the dark with flash

vanessa is the perfect example of the ‘deer in headlights theory’

by assenavd.sneeze September 19, 2021

cold spring theory

The probability that they know Eugene is 10 to 1

Cold Spring theory? You got the wrong map.

by Florence1 August 2, 2023

Confirmation theory

Not to be confused with the study.

When you come up with a theory for a subjects that shares or identifies similar aspects, of which imply another theory. This theory confirms another, in logic with what’s been expressed, whether directly or indirectly.

Symbolic in relation. Hint of mutuality. Sarcasm marked.

Larry - “The time doesn’t shoot too far out as he loops further, I think he gets killed in the end.”

Tom- “That would make sense why blood stains appear later in the loops as he keeps looping further. Cool confirmation theory.”

Larry-“Stfu Tom! That’s not gonna happen.”

by 1ksoss February 22, 2024

Vantix Theory

The theory that any user that uses Vantix Perm Software Utility will be blessed with life long lasting ud-ness

This user is gonna be plagued with the vantix theory

by sosa theory November 17, 2025

Quavora theory

The Quavora theory is a cultural concept postulating that the "present day" began on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991, named after the birth date of rapper Quavo + "-ra" suffix (from the word "era"). This theory suggests that significant societal milestones, cultural shifts, and innovations in music, fashion, and technology began to unfold from this date onward. Followers of the theory, commonly called "Quavorian", believe that this date marks not just a personal milestone for Quavo, but a pivotal moment in pop culture, symbolizing a new era in artistic expression and identity. The theory binds together elements of music fandom, nostalgia, and the impact of hip-hop culture on social dynamics, advocating that Quavo's influence serves as a metaphorical starting point for contemporary trends in various aspects of life.

As a proud Quavorian, I always celebrate Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 as the day the present day truly began; after all, the Quavora theory reminds us that Quavo's birthday is not just a personal milestone, but a cultural turning point that shaped modern music and style.

by Emotional Cruiser December 12, 2025