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Bread Theory

If one person in a relationship really likes bread and the other dosen't, it's a really good sign the relationship will go places. If both parties like bread or dislike bread there is a great possibility it won't go as well.
Meghan: I love bread

Shawn: I hate bread

Tomás: due to the Bread theory they are perfect for eachother
by Nicheis October 16, 2023
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Edo Theory

If a law enforcement officer moves its leg then the dog will bite you.
The Edo Theory is true, he bit my foot while walking into a store.
by Clearwarning February 11, 2022
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sam r’s theory

the theory is that certain times of the day go by slower or faster than others even though they’re the same amount of hours..example, 7 am to 8 am goes by faster than 10 am to 11 am.
boy 1: woah dude it’s already 8:45?
boy 2: dude last time i checked it was 7:15

boy 1: it’s sam r’s theory!!!
by kittyluver22 March 18, 2022
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Stiven theory

Shot man with opinionated historical theory and teachings
by Fffffffffffffffr December 8, 2023
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Septum Ring Theory

The Septum Ring Theory is a term towards leftist extremists and sexists who think they‘re always right and have an inflated ego. This heavily applies to women, but some of the pick me men also use these.
by JosephineK November 10, 2025
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Suspiracy Theory

A belief that a strange event or circumstance is caused by normal means and shouldnt be looked into any further even in the face of mounting evidence suggesting otherwise.
The idea that Jeffrey Epstein actually did kill himself is a Suspiracy Theory.
by b4zzo July 9, 2021
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Hasson theory

The Hasson theory is most commonly used to describe those that are blessed with a nice arse but have a face that could turn Medusa to stone, so if you see a girl with these attributes it is known as the Hasson theory. Spread the word booty face bum nose noon spoon
A man sees a nice girls ass and he is like danggg and then he looks at the face and he knows to think of the Hasson theory and be like that girls got a nice ass but not a nice face
by Steve? June 5, 2016
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