6 definitions by Quan Master Quan
I was feeling like a bootynaut when I was hitting her from behind, it was one small thrust for man, one giant thrust for mankind.
by Quan Master Quan June 10, 2021
An analytical framework first proposed by Sir Mix-a-lot postulating that all social institutions, laws, and mores are rooted in a reverence for booty.
Democrats and Republicans came together to recognize the importance of Critical Booty Theory as a framework for legislative decision making and adjudication in the legal system.
by Quan Master Quan July 13, 2021
A condition characterized by extreme confusion, delusions, and a disconnect from rational thinking arising from exposure to a phenomenal booty.
My boy been on disability insurance suffering from booty psychosis ever since he saw Vanessa’s ass last Juneteenth.
by Quan Master Quan April 11, 2021
A difficult defensive maneuver executed by the “bottom” participant during anal sex in which said individual backs up on the dick in their ass and performs a 360° degree corkscrew turn that forcefully ejects the penis from the anus.
I was hitting her hard from the back but I guess she had somewhere to be cause she hit me with that reverse booty twist and sent me back on my ass while she rushed outta the room.
by Quan Master Quan October 16, 2021
“I was up in math class trying to focus but that bitch walk by and hit me with that booty hypnosis.”
by Quan Master Quan December 30, 2021
Jimmy knew he was fucked when he opened the door to find a booty wrecking crew waiting for him. By the time they were done, the booty wrecking crew had Jimmy’s ass looking like ground zero.
by Quan Master Quan June 18, 2021