Kadonka Dankles

When kankles just can't cut it. If you see hooves, you will know.

Nothing can knock that bitch over, she's got some Kadonka Dankles supporting her ass!

Kadonka Dankles by PaddingtonBearCoat October 24, 2014

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dankadent

Incredibly dank yet classy and very refined.

Person A: These cookies are super dank.

Person B: Yes, pass me some more of those dankadents.

dankadent by Danktronic August 28, 2007

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Danky Claus

Every Dankmas or Danky morning, day, evening or night Father Cannabis defends his bong of joy to deliver vast quantities of illicit substances to unexpecting but welcoming individuals. Man of few words, Danky Claus appears, jeers the crowd, lights his spliff and has to dip, if you trip he'll help you quick, blowing smoke "OH, OH, OH's" to all before he drips. He is married to a lass named Mandy(UK), or Molly(US) (nee X) and only begins his shift after his time with his wife.

He enjoys vacationing in his houses in Amsterdam, Thailand, and Jamaica, his favourite puffin stuff is Amnesia Haze, but he does enjoy the occasional Skunk. While not tending to the wellbeing of his believers and vacationing he enjoys raves, his hip hop career, and making art. Happy Dankmas to all.

"Fuck man, oh no, where dat weed at!?"
Danky Claus- "Oh yeah! Here dat weed at! Merry Dankmas!"
"Thanks Danky Claus!"
Danky Claus- "Hey its all good my dude, I mean this with all my Dankmas cheer, shut up and have a spliff!"
"Yaaaaaaay"
...
Oh yeah...
...
Food...
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ZZZ...

(Repeat)

Danky Claus by Dank Claus August 1, 2012