A type of walk after a horrible drunk one night stand. The crazy college parties usually get you a hot, sex filled one night stands, but this one didn't. This guy (or girl) did not know what they were doing, you didn't enjoy it. Now, you just woke up, threw your clothes on, and ran out their dorm. What makes matters worse is that you feel sticky, you reek of sex, and your clothes are drenched (hopefully in only sweat). You walk like you just got out of the gym and you haven't showered. You left the gym 10 hours ago.
Sara: Hey Al, why're you walking like that? You have an "accident"?
Alexis: Don't mock the dirty waddle, I'm not in the mood.
Sara: Haha, so the one night stand was not so great?
Alexis: Not as great as I thought it'd be, he was horrible!
Alexis: Don't mock the dirty waddle, I'm not in the mood.
Sara: Haha, so the one night stand was not so great?
Alexis: Not as great as I thought it'd be, he was horrible!
by alexvause February 20, 2016
Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!
George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020
Used as a way to let out your frustration without swearing.
Also a fun way to Express anger
Can be used as a great comeback aswell.
Also a fun way to Express anger
Can be used as a great comeback aswell.
"You think you're so cool"
" Go waddle into some ice"
"I-"
"Ye that's right. I said go waddle into some ice"
" Go waddle into some ice"
"I-"
"Ye that's right. I said go waddle into some ice"
by Yours truly whatever it is August 6, 2020
the flabby-flapping underarm of an older woman
by icyroad February 19, 2011
When a man ejaculates onto himself while his pants are down, and he must waddle to the bathroom/closet/wardrobe with his pants around his ankles
Tad: Is Chad still living with his parents?
Scrad: Nah, his mom caught him doing the waddle of shame and kicked him out
Scrad: Nah, his mom caught him doing the waddle of shame and kicked him out
by Brodingus IIV October 7, 2023
by chickenbeefy May 28, 2011
I can't see the game. Move your waddle bottle she's in the way.
Damn you see that waddle bottle in the hallway....she's fine.
Damn you see that waddle bottle in the hallway....she's fine.
by A.D.D.-Adderall February 8, 2022