Gold Blend

A pub toilet bowl which has been used frequently on a Saturday night but remained unflushed.

"Dang Cleetus "- That there crapper has been pissed in so much it's steeped more than a week old teabag"
"Sure would make a mighty fine cup of Gold Blend, Billy Bob"

by Bogwhoppit October 5, 2016

Blend The Package

When you are upside down and put your package in a blender over your partner

I couldn’t finish so I just decided to Blend The Package

by Hashimo July 1, 2024

Blended mama

Two women that share a child or children in a blended family dynamic

Yes people would consider her his step mother, but we also have a relationship as mothers. We are blended mamas

by SmittyNik May 3, 2021

blend

to fight

she keep talking shit, she must want to blend.

by toorawwiyanna January 5, 2022

The Blend

Without question the worst radio station in the history of broadcasting. Known for playing shit-pop 24/7 such as Pink, Camilla Cabello, Bruno Mars, Shawn Mendes, and other equally shitty singers, with some one hit wonders from the 80's like Cyndi Lauper and others who suck so hard they don't even deserve to be mentioned. If you're forced to listen to this station at work, you have my honest and heartfelt sympathy. If you listen to this station on your own time, there's something seriously wrong with you and the world at large needs less of your kind.

"Oh my God, not "Senorita" again!!! The Blend played this four times already yesterday!!!! Noooooo!!!!! Don't do this to us Sirius XM!!!!!!!"

by Space Wrangler June 30, 2021

honey-blend

Threesome with one's current girlfriend and ex-girlfriend

I've heard Jim actually got honey-blend last weekend.

by Pafka December 31, 2021

minty citrus blend

• 1 cup fresh orange juice
• 1 banana, frozen
• 1/4 cup greek yogurt
• 1 tbsp mint toothpaste
• handful of mint leaves
• 1/2 cup ice

STEPS:

1. In a blender, combine orange juice, banana, greek yogurt, mint toothpaste, mint leaves, and ice.

2. Blend until smooth and creamy.

3. Pour into glass and garnish with mint leaves.

4. enjoy this revitalizing drink!

Hey, do you wanna try some Minty Citrus Blend?

by Seriva-Intrana July 8, 2024