America On-Line. Worst ISP in the universe, both known and unknown. Two cans with string between them will give you a better connection. Dominated by middle aged overweight housewives seeking affairs. Also home to 12 year old girls, and the 20 year old loser men who try to sleep with them. These men often are successful at getting with the jailbait, which just proves once again that our society is sick and needs a multi-megaton nuclear 'cleansing'. I say the sooner, the better.
AOL?? More like GAY-O-L!!!!!!!
by Lexicon Master October 14, 2004
AOL sucks ass only the messenger is okay but the ISP is a load of crap. There stupid AOL 9.0 is crap and all bullshit what they say.
Get Earthlink, Netzero, Verizon, just anything but AOL. and they dont even let you use proxy servers and when you re-dial everytime on the internet you get a different IP. AOL blows and is slow as hell. And there email shit sucks too, they say 100% free of spam or whatever they say and you get 95% of spam in your inbox 24/7 aol sucks ass.
Get Earthlink, Netzero, Verizon, just anything but AOL. and they dont even let you use proxy servers and when you re-dial everytime on the internet you get a different IP. AOL blows and is slow as hell. And there email shit sucks too, they say 100% free of spam or whatever they say and you get 95% of spam in your inbox 24/7 aol sucks ass.
by AOL blows November 28, 2004
Thank you AOL, I love these free CD cases. And thank you for providing me with CDs so I can practice my trash-can aim.
by what name? May 26, 2004
An internet service provider that feeds off the weak and ill-informed.
Started in the early 1990s, this ISP grew exponentially with the birth of internet communication and commerce. Holding free-release patents to such technologies as instant messaging and spam filters, America Online, at the very least, is responsible for the internet as we see it today.
However, there is a dark side. AOL sports more popup adds and spam than you can shake a stick at and lacks any domestic technical support. Ironically, the only facilities AOL houses in the United States of America are Cancellation Call Centers and Subscription Ques. I would venture to guess that this is a tactic to lull potential customers and saved customers into a false sense of security.
Started in the early 1990s, this ISP grew exponentially with the birth of internet communication and commerce. Holding free-release patents to such technologies as instant messaging and spam filters, America Online, at the very least, is responsible for the internet as we see it today.
However, there is a dark side. AOL sports more popup adds and spam than you can shake a stick at and lacks any domestic technical support. Ironically, the only facilities AOL houses in the United States of America are Cancellation Call Centers and Subscription Ques. I would venture to guess that this is a tactic to lull potential customers and saved customers into a false sense of security.
Call centers for cancellation exist in Oklahoma City, Albuquerque, Florida, Utah, Toronto, and Virginia. If you care to visit one of these fine establishments, make sure to bring an armored tank or helicopter gunship because those Call Centers are guarded like Fort Knox.
by The Majestik Moose July 15, 2005
American On-Line; a dumbass, piece of crap, excess-authority internet service that occupies all TV commercials and, seemingly, the entire internet itself. As many other people accurately say, AOL is extremely slow, is easily open to spyware and computer viruses, and may cause your computer to crash. AOL loves to wield its big, black "fist of fury" known as TOS, or Terms of Service, around in order to intimidate and threaten millions of the users; many of those users haven't done anything that could remotely be considered mildly offensive or illegal.
For all the bad service, unreliable connections, and poor reputations in dealing with online crime, junk email, spyware, and speed levels, AOL has the nerve to charge excessive monthly charges. They usually amount to well over $20 when the services provided mixed with the bullshit, pop-ups, and unnecessary authority are worth no more than three bucks. You AOL assholes. AOL: Assholes OnLine.
For all the bad service, unreliable connections, and poor reputations in dealing with online crime, junk email, spyware, and speed levels, AOL has the nerve to charge excessive monthly charges. They usually amount to well over $20 when the services provided mixed with the bullshit, pop-ups, and unnecessary authority are worth no more than three bucks. You AOL assholes. AOL: Assholes OnLine.
TOS is retarded. AOL only does this in the empty promise to keep child molesters and hackers off the Net. Also, those who threaten people in chat rooms when they will never meet the people that they are saying that they will beat the shit out of. But of course, AOL is too dumb to realize that most of these people jacking this bullshit in the chat rooms are most likely doing it just for fun, and even if they were in hatred against one another, the chances of those two actually coming in contact with one another are very rare. SO WHAT'S THE BIG DAMN DEAL, BITCH?
by Ryan Jones October 25, 2004
by Matthew December 12, 2003
The biggest piece of shit you could ever put on your computer. AOL or America OnLine is the worlds biggest ISP and when you install their nung brain software, it hijacks your computer, and you have the devils own job of trying to remove it unless you scrub your hard drive and start again!
by I Hate AOL September 3, 2006