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Trackside tragedy

A term for track and field runners, implying they are overly dramatic, weak, and lack the competitiveness of real athletes, embodying a sense of failure and insignificance in the sports world
"After watching the race, I couldn't help but think of him as a trackside tragedy, all show and no substance"
by Johnthegrassfairy325762365 October 15, 2024
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Shit tragedy

When a bunch of evil individuals destroy a country or a place, and continue living at the end.
In a traditional tragedy, all of the characters die at the end but in a shit tragedy like the Fall of the United States, no one is dying so the horrible story isn't over and the damage continues.
by Publius0987 August 5, 2025
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bhopal gas tragedy

A perfect example of what happens if you ignore safety regulations.
15000 people died in the bhopal gas tragedy.
by glubglubglubglub September 5, 2025
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Second tragedy of 9/11

The day two individuals who go by the name Angela and sam begin dating on 9/11
"It reminds me of the second tragedy of 9/11"
by The second tragedy of 9/11 September 11, 2025
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Tragedy

Hym "Those are literally 2 things that are not opposites. Tragedy IS inevitable."
by Hym Iam January 28, 2025
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Tragedy Averted

Hym "Nonononono, the carry part is THIS: The news anchor starts by saying 'TRAGEDY AVERTED' Beyonce almost got hit by a stray bullet! Do you know WHY Beyonce didn't get hit!? Because a passerby TOOK THE BULLET TO THE HEAD! HOW IS THAT A TRAGEDY AVERTED!? MORE LIKE 'TRAGEDY DEFERED!' WOW BRO! That is fucking WILD! They said she would have took it in the arm or shoulder if it would have hit her so... It would have been BETTER if she got hit! I don't know if the passerby is dead but I ASSUME they are but yeah. TRAGEDY AVERTED! Somebody took a bullet for Beyonce (who wouldn't have died if she had taken it herself). Crazy!"
by Hym Iam March 14, 2025
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the tragedy

Meaning 9/11, it was created by jschlatt often to refer to 9/11 without directly mentioning it - either to make it funny or to avoid demonetization.
Schlatt Submitter: I made a cake of the Twin Towers!
Schlatt: Stop submitting the tragedy!
by p5nta June 27, 2024
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