People who steal doughnuts and coffee, and doesn't arrest themselves for stealing things... like your mom's husband's balls.
Uh oh... they after me! Me drunk, and me must run from police.
by Rufus3000 April 14, 2004
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The thing that never shows up quite on time when someone needs it.
Where are the police?
You know how it goes, they'll show up at the last second when everything is just about over.
by Headladn June 28, 2014
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I know they help us and everything, and I am thankful they are here to protect us, but seriously they hate me. In the last two weeks ive been driven home in a cop car twice. And no, Im not some freaking pothead drug addict. First I forgot to tell my parents where I was, but the second time me and my friend were sitting on the sidewalk at 11 o'clock at night, and he decided we needed to go home. >:. Also, SOME cops do just try to get the numbers, especially in LA, because in less than one week we got 3 pointless tickets (2 parking, 1 wasn't even right, and a u-turn where everyone else got away with it.) It must take alot to be a cop, because just being with one tired me out. Last night (I was on the sidewalk) he said that he didn't want to get us in trouble, but he didn't want us to get ubducted. Sure.
police really need an example?
by kccc=] June 16, 2007
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People you can't trust
The police supposed to be helping people, but they don't wanna do their job. That's why people turn to the streets.
by ImJustAPaki July 8, 2020
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often refered to as the po po's, police cops, coppers, the fuzz, pigs, rent-a-cops(only referes to security guards and such ,
the police cop stoped me on the street.

a ret-a-cop kicked us out of the park
by kyle August 25, 2004
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(PAh-lih-size) To run a government, or create policies for controlling and protecting a group of people. Root word: Policy, NOT Police.
Dave: George; he can't run a government for shit. But Bill; That man can policize!
Dave: Word
by DCMizzle April 17, 2007
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people that "supposedly protect you" yea maybe to all the white boys out der but not to black niggas they pull us over if we be drivin in a fly ass car, like to take us out of our car and beat the shit out of us for the reason we are black, take us to jail for no reason and will shoot you if you r colored, just recently some colored kid was shot by a sheriff mothafuckas!!!!
police are racist motherfuckers that don't trust a nigga for their life and shoot us on sight so fuck 'em
by reppindabayouttacali March 19, 2007
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