the smartest man that ever lived.

one of the only president's who made our nation hella strong, and one of the biggest manufacturing nations in the world.
bill clinton rocks your face off
by sara March 14, 2005
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Man who lied under oath before the supreme court of the United states. Commonly compared to George W. Bush, his successor, who managed to avoid being tried for his crimes against America by instituting a commitee of right wing fundamentalist christians while the media's attention was diverted by his numerous, and humorous blunders.

Bill Clinton poorly led his countrymen by getting his dick sucked in office. If only this man had come after G.W. Bush, he could have followed his example of getting oil at the expense of American lives (thousands of them). Stupid Bill didn't even think of how readily his soldiers would sacrifice thier lives so their parents could still drive fords and chevys (even though they had been produced in outsourced factories).

A rose between 2 thorns....or is it a rose between 2 Bushes (I forget how that saying goes)

ALL HAIL GEORGE W. BUSH, KING OF THE OILFIELDS!!!!!!!!!
Bill Clinton was powerless to prevent the onslaught on human rights at the hands of George "Dubbleyah" Bush, his successor.
by Partisan Milne March 20, 2006
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a good president, possibly one of the smartest presidents, along with Woodrow Wilson, but he wasn't perfect, therefore he was worthy of impeachment in Republican eyes. If you ask me, the fact that they had to resort to getting into his personal life proves that they had nothing on him as far as how he did his job as president
Bill Clinton tried to open up the military to gays and lesbians, but he suffered a backlash from homophobic republicans and had to settle for "don't ask, don't tell"
by Conrad February 17, 2004
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the closest we'll get to having a black president in the next 100 years.
yo dawg, that bill clinton is one of us niggaz. if we voted he would have won by even more.
by sam fryer April 15, 2004
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this biggest ass in america besides marcos (guy who left 2nd definition)
Not only did the idiot cheat on his wife hillary (or should i say husband?) by recieving it orally, he also didnt give a damn about cuba pointing nuclear weapons at America (were lucky we didnt get bombed)
Bill is responsible for saddam having weapons of mass destruction when Bill thought it would be "rude" 2 search Iraq
because of him, saddam still had nukes and with them bombed the world trade centers

How do people talk about how bad Bush is when our last president was Bill Clinton?
by lemonpartyfan April 5, 2007
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A penis that is bent or crooked, not directly straight from end to end.
A Bill Clinton is a penis that is not straight. See Bill Clinton for more.
by Dan Asthenia December 16, 2008
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