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The sexual act of recieving felatio while maintianing a perfect telephone conversation. Mastery of this act is considered achieved if one can ejaculate during the conversation without the person on the line suspecting anything is abnormal.
My mom called last night and just to mess with me Suzie gave me A Bill Clinton.
by S Gill January 23, 2007
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A penis that is bent or crooked, not directly straight from end to end.
A Bill Clinton is a penis that is not straight. See Bill Clinton for more.
by Dan Asthenia December 16, 2008
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A picture of the Washinton Monument as the poser's penis while sitting somewhere on the National Mall in DC. A picture is considered a "scandal" if the poser gets a female to "Monica" the monument.
Dude I got A Bill Clinton in DC this weekend
by zap23 October 03, 2010
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