Too soon before tomorrow

When something bad happens too soon that it’s short enough to not delay until a another day

I’m short tempered, shit can hit the fan too soon before tomorrow.

by U S E R N A M E May 4, 2025

Too bent

When you too drunk most of the time you bent over.

Ricky: yo that man nick had too much to drink, he’s too bent.

by Radollarz April 9, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

Icarus Flew Too High

When one lays a brown egg in their pantaloons having basked in the pleasing pressure of an impending bowel movement too long.

Stephen is known to wear three pairs of undergarments because Icarus flew too high while he was grunting and groaning at work.

by THE ACTUAL CLEOPATRA October 26, 2011

Too Party

Erika when she starts doing the griddy after two apple juices

Damn, Erika's too party, look at that griddy

by Sahaj March 21, 2025

you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

by 2B+ November 27, 2019

Too sweet

When somebody has reached the point that you see them for what they truly are and you realize that they're just "too much" and you'd rather not have them in your life like when somebody hands you a pastry or something very sweet like a candy and it's just "too much" to handle.

I was dating Armando and I realized he's just 'TOO SWEET' for me ..

by Yhwhyeshualorenzo December 12, 2024