My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy

Something a dumb motherfucker would say when they're given something that's arguably enjoyable to every normal person in the fucking world, used by the other party in mocking connotation

Party 1: "Bro, my girlfriend's sex game is too good, it's distracting me from the game"
Party 2: "Waiter! Waiter! My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy! Shut your bitch ass up"

by chucklesmcfuckles September 1, 2025

Too Much Massive Finity

⋻ 1 & 2 {Finite}
The First Ordinal Beyond Everything !!!
"Decillions of All types of Finities"

Too Much Massive Finity is an Entry is NO!'s series Numbers 0 to ENDLESS

by Rxstysolos February 4, 2025

.9. I THINK TOO FRANTICALLY AROUND THE WORD "'BEAUTIFUL'".9.

.9. I THINK TOO FRANTICALLY AROUND THE WORD "'BEAUTIFUL'".9.

.9. I THINK TOO FRANTICALLY AROUND THE WORD "'BEAUTIFUL'".9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 22, 2025

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute To Me'" And Eliza coupe To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles: "'You Are Cute Too'"

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute To Me'" And Eliza coupe To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles: "'You Are Cute Too'"

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute To Me'" And Eliza coupe To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles: "'You Are Cute Too'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Too Babied

Overprotective against Someone or Something

Bacon Hairs are Too Babied

by FloppyDiskgoWee January 24, 2025

Too Loud

An excuse to tell people to shut the fuck up.

Chad: *is having sex with a camel and is being too loud.*
David: SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU'RE BEING TOO LOUD!

by SonicTheDankHog December 28, 2022

Too soon before tomorrow

When something bad happens too soon that it’s short enough to not delay until a another day

I’m short tempered, shit can hit the fan too soon before tomorrow.

by U S E R N A M E May 4, 2025