My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy

Something a dumb motherfucker would say when they're given something that's arguably enjoyable to every normal person in the fucking world, used by the other party in mocking connotation

Party 1: "Bro, my girlfriend's sex game is too good, it's distracting me from the game"
Party 2: "Waiter! Waiter! My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy! Shut your bitch ass up"

by chucklesmcfuckles September 1, 2025

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute To Me'" And Eliza coupe To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles: "'You Are Cute Too'"

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute To Me'" And Eliza coupe To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles: "'You Are Cute Too'"

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute To Me'" And Eliza coupe To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles: "'You Are Cute Too'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

dick too good

DTG is having Pennis soo good you genuinely scare girls away after sex

Yeah I was diagnosed wit dick too good since I was 16

by Mannyyy3x August 5, 2025

.9. I THINK TOO FRANTICALLY AROUND THE WORD "'BEAUTIFUL'".9.

.9. I THINK TOO FRANTICALLY AROUND THE WORD "'BEAUTIFUL'".9.

.9. I THINK TOO FRANTICALLY AROUND THE WORD "'BEAUTIFUL'".9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 22, 2025

Too Much Massive Finity

⋻ 1 & 2 {Finite}
The First Ordinal Beyond Everything !!!
"Decillions of All types of Finities"

Too Much Massive Finity is an Entry is NO!'s series Numbers 0 to ENDLESS

by Rxstysolos February 4, 2025

Too

Too is the correct way to end a sentence with “too”

Incorrect: me to
Correct: Me too

by Correct man April 19, 2020

Too Loud

An excuse to tell people to shut the fuck up.

Chad: *is having sex with a camel and is being too loud.*
David: SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU'RE BEING TOO LOUD!

by SonicTheDankHog December 28, 2022