When a man puts on a aluminum cast condom and butt fucks his neighbor until the friction is too much and the heat melts the metal and casts the neighbors ass down to every detail imaginable
Average man: "hey bro you tryna Romanian Iron Fist tonight?"
Average mans neighbor: "yea bro, im down whenever"
Average mans neighbor: "yea bro, im down whenever"
by varxiq June 24, 2022
by Cody5050 January 25, 2022
An alternative to the common phrase first dibs, where one ‘calls’ ownership of something. ‘Fist dibs’ is a newer form of slang relating to bros calling ‘fist dibs’ in a more ‘masculine’ version of the saying.
Bro, you seen the new Fashion Nova Men’s line?
Yeah man, I got fist dibs on the red satin button down. Swag unmatched.
Yeah man, I got fist dibs on the red satin button down. Swag unmatched.
by emalonez June 12, 2018
by bigfatglizzy November 4, 2023
by Mr Monkey 155 October 31, 2021
experiencing a major inconvenience
by tara carter July 25, 2022
When a grown hairy man with very large hands lubes up his hand with vinegar and spice rub and fists a live pig,to internally season the beast,this is a carolina staple
by Nebraskaboi2299 May 22, 2018