4 definitions by Nebraskaboi2299

The tennessee motor boat

When a tennessian man or woman participate in sexual intercourse that includes kool aid,pitbull,infant,vibrator,smoky mountains,and a full season of dukes of hazard on dvd and bluray,this usually takes place on sundays and with family gatherings,the man gets the dog to eat out and smother the baby with his poop-kool aid,as the baby eats it,the father shoves a vibrator in his left ear and violently thrusts in his direction howling like a wolf,this entire action sounds like a motor boat

Jimmy has never been the same since the tennessee motor boat.

by Nebraskaboi2299 May 22, 2018

Louisiana steamboat

When you and another male get together and insert large amount of steam in one or anothers anus and them puts a tea bag up the anus and follows this with a meal of low country bowl

The louisiana steamboat is quite a treat

by Nebraskaboi2299 May 22, 2018

The Pink Pioneer

When a women gets a dildo and sticks it far up a virgin mans ripe anus,which is uncharted ir unmarked territory,therefor a very risky operation

I gave my father the pink pioneer and now we've mapped his moon.

by Nebraskaboi2299 May 22, 2018

Carolina fist 'o fury

When a grown hairy man with very large hands lubes up his hand with vinegar and spice rub and fists a live pig,to internally season the beast,this is a carolina staple

The pig was so good it had to have undergone the carolina fist 'o fury

by Nebraskaboi2299 May 22, 2018