low-hanging fruit

When something is a load of old bollocks.

What are you on about? That sounds like low-hanging fruit to me.

by TMISv2.0 July 21, 2017

Low Hanging Fruit

A person who is easily reachable(easy pickings).
Tends to go after easily attainable females. Despite the name low hanging fruit they carry extremely petite genitalia.

Mort is low hanging fruit

by Mort lyncher March 6, 2023

Low Hanging Fruit

Some nonsense that my sixth grade english teacher was obsessed with. He's slightly insane, and never told us what low hanging fruit actually meant. Often used in combination with "don't play yourself"

"Don't play yourself, this is low hanging fruit"

by May 4, 2022

Hanging Present

A present of food or drink that will help with a hangover

My boyfriend was amazing today i had a really heavy night last night, now im hanging so badly but he came with a hanging present of a bacon sandwich.

by Hungover March 7, 2013

Hanging with my friends

Inspired by #hangingmyfriends

Hanging with my friends ?
Nah it's hangingmyfriends

by MinionGorl November 3, 2019

hang real

Faithful, dependable. Common Rio Linda phrasing.

If she quit talking to George that’s her bad. He’s the only one that would hang real!

by Giant Choad April 22, 2023

Hang Gliding Wiener

Slang for the clitoris, due to the fact that the entire organ looks like a streamlined penis, the kind used in hang gliding.

I looked at a diagram of a clit and it looks like a Hang Gliding Wiener.

by Satan Trump May 13, 2018