5 definitions by TMISv2.0

n'cheekd

a state of intoxication bordering on total sensory ruin, usually involving waking up somewhere wondering what the fuck you did the night before.

I was so n'cheekd last night I woke up in the lion enclosure at the zoo. I have no clue how I got there

by TMISv2.0 February 9, 2005

rankord

inebriation pretty similar to n'cheekd. The two words can be combined as in rankord n'cheekd

I was well rankord last night

by TMISv2.0 February 10, 2005

Uzzard

A bluebottle fly

Someone left the garbage open and now there's uzzards everywhere.

by TMISv2.0 May 21, 2019

Paul's Bathroom

The flatmate's bathroom where one is wont to lay a hefty steaming log when getting caught short in female company and not wanting her to hear the inevitable thunder and splashdown.

I want to do a poo, I want to do a poo in Paul's bathroom.

Sorry love, I'm gonna have to go to Paul's bathroom for this one as it's gonna stink.

by TMISv2.0 July 27, 2009

low-hanging fruit

When something is a load of old bollocks.

What are you on about? That sounds like low-hanging fruit to me.

by TMISv2.0 July 21, 2017