by Afrika Bambaataa January 03, 2008

A type of girl with a personality comparable to 'laffy taffy' candy. This particular type of girl comes wrapped up very prettily with bright packaging that yells 'pick me, pick me!' However, she is mass produced and found everywhere. She is nice and sweet and fun to be with for a while, but, as with laffy taffy candy, the goodness is gone all too quickly and you are left with nothing but a brightly colored empty wrapper.
Example 1:
Jenifer: My brother brought home another laffy taffy again last night. When will he learn?
Example 2:
Kendra: Did you see his new girlfriend? she's such a laffy taffy.
Example 3:
Alex: Damn, look at that laffy taffy! She's hot!
Aaron: If you say so, man. I prefer girls with a real personality.
Jenifer: My brother brought home another laffy taffy again last night. When will he learn?
Example 2:
Kendra: Did you see his new girlfriend? she's such a laffy taffy.
Example 3:
Alex: Damn, look at that laffy taffy! She's hot!
Aaron: If you say so, man. I prefer girls with a real personality.
by wolfstarlover July 07, 2010

by Lorbo June 06, 2013

He watched her undress in front of the cam as he was pulling taffy. Saltwater taffy is a candy and an upper-body workout all in one. To give it its light but chewy texture, you’ll be pulling it, and pulling it, and pulling it for up to 15 minutes.
by niccib January 02, 2009

a male's penis. Laffy taffy is long and hard and by a girl keeping it hard makes it a laffy taffy. The song :"Girl shake that laffy taffy, that laffy taffy..."
by court253 November 26, 2007

A flacid, limp, or unerect penis. As quoted from D4L's song. Hangin' out with your wang out. Contrary to popular belief, it has nothing to do with females at all.
by Brianna Seimus April 28, 2006

by HearingDeafOne December 08, 2004
