Salt Water Taffy

A sex move often used by GILFs where one sips saline solution from a denture cup with the intention to spit it into another's urethra.

Dude, your grandma give me some good salt water taffy last night!

Salt Water Taffy by Big M (Regrettably) September 7, 2022

Laffy taffy 

This is one of the newest and one of the most stupid slang terms to describe a girl's ass.

As described in D4L song, Laffy Taffy:
"Girl shake that laffy taffy."

Laffy taffy by Ebonicronicals December 28, 2005

pulling taffy 

the act of masturbating while skipping school.

James was late for school, because he was pulling taffy.

pulling taffy by B-I-G--B-O-Y January 13, 2009

yanking taffy 

Pulling and tugging on a flaccid penis in an attempt to get an erection.

Usually happens when you are just starting to masturbate.

It also happens when the person is unable to achieve erection, so they just keep tugging and yanking their penis hoping something happens.

Wife 1: I felt kinky the other day, so I went to my husband while he was asleep and pulled down his pants and starting jacking him off.... but...

Wife 2: But? What happened?

Wife 1: But nothing happened, it was like yanking taffy.

yanking taffy by Z_SD February 14, 2012

Dropping Taffy 

Taking a shit. Creating something amazing. Taking a shit and creating something amazing at the same time. Demonstrating superb skills in one's profession. Demonstrating superb skills with the ability to blow out a bathroom.

Where you just dropping taffy in my parents bathroom?

I just dropped taffy all over that exam.

I can't wait to hit the skate park and watch him drop taffy on these fools!

Dropping Taffy by alupnya July 13, 2012

Tana Taffy Plank Puddin 

A skutrag Ingloid, born and raised, a brainless, uneducated, original sandnaght who will never amount to anything. She will always couch bounce from trap house to trap house. A little hoe that resembles the worms in Men in Black because she pokes her ass outward to make it appear larger than non existing and in result her abdomen appears to be bloated like two week old dead animal carcus waiting to explode at the first poke. Sleeps around with whoever, whenever, wherever, because shes easy and poses no challenge for any man to get it in. She is so revolutingly nasty that she has knowingly had the clap for 10 months, maybe longer, spreading it to every man she sleeps with without disclosing the fact that she is infected with full blown chlamydia.

That Tana Taffy Plank Puddin is such a dumb nasty hoe! Can you believe that she drove by the local health department and didn't stop to have her STD treated.

Tana Taffy Plank Puddin by Fefe and shardin July 6, 2022

Laffy Taffy 

Looks hard, but is actually soft.

Look at that Laffy Taffy ass nigga.

Laffy Taffy by CrckrJack22 July 6, 2011