a sexual act in which the male, after producing a thorough lather of genital perspiration during a night out, receives a blowjob from an unsuspecting partner. Usually the male is too drunk to become aroused, resulting in a flacid, salty, and relatively unsatisfying experience for both parties.
Ladies love it when the humidity spikes, performing the subsequent salt water taffy always reminds them of childhood vacations to the beach
by pkhehe August 14, 2010
girl shake that laffy taffy.
by L.W March 3, 2006
Dude 1: "Has anyone seen Jason?"
Dude 2: "He's in the bathroom making Back Alley Taffy."
Jim: "I heard your Dad likes it when prostitutes take a "Cleveland Steamer" on his chest."
Jayna: "Yeah. The sick bastard is a fan of the Back Alley Taffy."
Dude 2: "He's in the bathroom making Back Alley Taffy."
Jim: "I heard your Dad likes it when prostitutes take a "Cleveland Steamer" on his chest."
Jayna: "Yeah. The sick bastard is a fan of the Back Alley Taffy."
by Evil Genius Prime July 3, 2013
by KDinTX August 29, 2009
by cnoble87 July 25, 2020
A sex move often used by GILFs where one sips saline solution from a denture cup with the intention to spit it into another's urethra.
by Big M (Regrettably) September 8, 2022
Baby's mama - "Yo, fool. I know you be out prowlin' on some skank ass bitches!"
Baby's daddy - "Naw, girl. I was just out playin' poker with my boys!"
Baby's daddy's homeboy - "Ha! Laffy Taffy."
Baby's daddy - "Naw, girl. I was just out playin' poker with my boys!"
Baby's daddy's homeboy - "Ha! Laffy Taffy."
by E to the E September 20, 2009